Good one raccoon city!
â These Jobseekers Have A Lot Of Ketchup To Do
â:Working Stories - Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com
(A young man comes in looking to apply for a job. He asks for an application, which is given to him.)
Man: âCan I get a pen, too?â
(My manager does not like to accept applications from people who canât be bothered to be prepared for a simple application. We are also located next to a dollar store that sells pens for under a dollar.)
Manager: âYes. Just wait one moment. We are extremely busy right now.â
(We carry out business and have very little intention to get the man a pen from the back.)
Man: (after standing next to the register for another 15 minutes) âOh, my god!â
(He went over to the condiment section, squeezed a massive amount of ketchup into the spill tray, grabbed a fork, and then proceeded to fill in the application with ketchup. Needless to say, we did not hire him.)
A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, âDear Lord, please donât let me be late! Dear Lord, please donât let me be late!â As she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again. As she ran she once again began to pray, âDear Lord, please donât let me be late⌠But please donât shove me either!â
I found out last week that I had slept with my third cousinâŚ.
She was way more fun in bed than the first twoâŚ
no (IMHO!) the combination of the pic and those nasty flashy creepy sig pics, sorry not funny
Hey, I resemble that remark!
Have you heard about the Dalek Egg timer ?
After 3 minutes it goesâŚ
Eggs Terminate!
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when you have no rude?
Negative 2 rudeness?
Yeah, months ago I had -1 rudeness, and it eventually disappeared.
Now I have -2.
I have no idea why.
Now I'm going to destroy any credibility I had by posting a doctored screenshot...
⌠Looks like the T-virus is striking againâŚ
Maybe try African Elephant - bigger ears
One which young folks may not understand. Go ask your Mom if this is you
_Bag boys, Bag boys, what they gonna do?
Take your food to the car for youâŚ
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And some fun on YouTube:
Best Fidget Spinner Trick Ever
Phil
Thatâs the best trick I have ever seen with a Fidget :+1:
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
Hi it seems that the joke sources are completely empty lol
Or if we mount a spring on an elephant it will fly lol
American scientist: âBack in the day, we spent millions of dollars to design an ink pen to work in zero gravity.â
Russian scientist: âWe used a pencil.â