They just killed someone in a children’s cartoon? Really?
I once became a cat.
Don’t ask meow.
I used to be schizophrenic but now we’re OK.
It's okay; He's a bad guy!
And, spoiler alert, his best friend is a little fruity in the live-action remake. 
I heard he likes nuts… :zipper_mouth_face:
“How many satanists does it take to change a light bulb ?
None. Let darkness reign !” :smiling_imp:
If you want to find a use for something, first throw it away.
Yeah… I know! :person_facepalming:
OMG, that’s so funny, haha! 
(really glad to see your signature again :partying_face: )
We aim to please! 
What do you call it when everyone at work is sick?
…Staff infection.
A guy sees his doctor…
“Doc, you gotta help me. I got these songs running over and over through my head. Over and over, to the point where I can’t even think straight. I even end up humming them to myself. I can’t sleep! It’s exasperating!”
“Interesting… what songs are they?”
“A bunch… Delilah… What’s New Pussycat… Thunderball…”
“Ah! You must have Tom Jones Syndrome!”
“Never heard of that. Is it rare?”
“It’s Not Unusual…”
Wife asks programmer husband to go to store and buy a loaf of bread.
Then she adds, “If they have eggs, get a dozen”.
Husband comes home with 12 loaves.
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
God almost reaches the bottom of the bag of things to give to Adam and Eve.
He pulls out a piece of paper, “peeing standing up”
Adam: “oh God, give that to me, really I should have this”
Eve shrugs: “if it is so important to him, give it to him”
“And so it shall be from this moment onwards” proclaims God
And he reaches in the bag.
“Last one left, since Adam got peeing standing up, this one is for Eve”
He pulls it out and reads “being able to have multiple orgasms”
Yeah, totally not fair. :laughing:
Found on GearBest.
See the blue box.
lol, needs resize for all mobile users to see it too:
Dear Gearbest. I recently purchased a Haikelite MT01 MT-G2. It’s broken. Light flickers on turbo mode. I’ve included a video. Please scroll down to “Six Brightness Levels” for demonstration.