I just had a look and it seems a lot has changed, I was last there as a regular lurker back in 2009!
2. To answer 3 tricky questions while having some fun and promoting a knife sale 
My quest is to take a horse to the water and make him drink it.
I always quest for tastier lumens.
I quest to have seven dollars more than the day before yore
I quest for the sake of questing.
I cannot enter because while i have a paypal account, i come from an alternate dimension which is technically a different universe :cry:
My quest is to meet the flying spaghetti monster (or get my birth certificate changed to say born on earth :innocent: )
Canada
Technically a different universe 
7 cash dollars!
ok i am not following the rules
see if i win anyway
wle
We could make that our new motto 
Today (8-26-2017) is the last day to answer Question 2.
3. 
Peridot.
My favourite colour is the colour of my opponent’s face after I annihilate them.
My favourite colour is C=0 M=50 Y=100 K=0
Arg, I totally forgot the dates and missed question 2.
Unless you were questing for sushi, in which case I answered on your behalf in post #28, that’s if the Keeper of the Bridge will allow it 
Question 3. My favourite colour is (It came in handy for post #28, hopefully the power of the mighty sushi emoji will continue to bode well for me)
There’s no redemption for one who fails to answer the Keeper.
rocket-propelled into the deep dark abyss
From 8-17-2017 to 8-21-2017, you may answer Question 1:
What is your name?
I am the great omnipotent overseer of the multiverse
From 8-22-2017 to 8-26-2017, you may answer Question 2:
What is your quest?
the quest for the ultimate question answered by ‘42’
From 8-27-2017 to 8-31-2017, you may answer Question 3:
What is your favourite colour?
sky blue orange