Flashlight JOKES

[DoubleA]

True, but I mean how do these guys even come up with a brand name? does the company boss suggest some weird name and everyone else will be like “supreme chairman knows best”?
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eBuyFire? wuz that supposed to be ebay + ultrafire?
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Poppas? duz it really pop *
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Woxoyozo? say wut?
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Shoulide? really?
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MeeToo? nuff said!

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And which one of these shiny probes were you talking about? They’ve also given measurements in inches, in case you were wondering. :disguised_face:

[xCentrino]

Shadowhawk :confounded:

[DoubleA]

Mother of God :cowboy_hat_face:
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You know you can’t go wrong with this light, especially when even the Chinese agree that chillun are lovely.
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[keltex78]

[keltex78]

… But on a more serious note:

[Angler]

@DoubleA

How did they even come up with the name Boruit? is it a Portmanteau, Borat + Beirut?

Legend has it that when the first light was prototyped,
everyone was asking (in english) to borrow it.

Not understanding the language the creator thought
they were suggesting a name, and spelled it as best as he could.
Borrow it? Boru it? Boruit!!!
:person_facepalming:

[firedome]

See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum… and one night, one night they decide they don’t like living in an asylum any more. They decide they’re going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light… stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn’t dare make the leap. Y’see… Y’see, he’s afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea… He says, “Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I’ll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!” B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says… He says, “Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You’d turn it off when I was half way across!

[DoubleA]

@firedome

See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum… and one night, one night they decide they don’t like living in an asylum any more. They decide they’re going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light… stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn’t dare make the leap. Y’see… Y’see, he’s afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea… He says, “Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I’ll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!” B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says… He says, “Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You’d turn it off when I was half way across!

isn’t that what joker told batman?

[Litefighter]

GearBest’s customer service.

[james_y]

@Litefighter

GearBest’s customer service.

[ZozzV6]

That is a good one :person_facepalming:

[DoubleA]

Behold… Shenyu LED flashlight for post apocalypse emergency . Brick Smaher, Glass broker. Easily fits into women’s handbag. Perfect EDC weapon light.
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[keltex78]

[beornot]

Yes, these horrible lights are everywhere…

[PH_Oton]

Always read between lines they say! :student: :person_facepalming:

[DoubleA]

Shakespeare light??? :person_facepalming:

[Lightbringer]

Throw the light through someone’s window…

“What light through yonder window breaks?”

Yeah, makes sense to me.

[SIG]

Mine is bigger than yours…

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[vwpieces]

@ SIG
I can hear AC/DC playing in the background.