Flashlight JOKES

Always read between lines they say! :student: :person_facepalming:

Shakespeare light??? :person_facepalming:

Throw the light through someone’s window…

“What light through yonder window breaks?”

Yeah, makes sense to me.

Mine is bigger than yours…

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I can hear AC/DC playing in the background.

Ah Yes… The perfect gift for Mr.Sulu

Selling in Walmart now:

:smiley:

CPF (i am maybe received rude button because this :P)

Good Lord…

Hope it’s at least a 10-pak.

Well, it’s “40x brighter” than a 2D Mag incan. :person_facepalming:

How those people can sleep at night, I have no idea…

You’re assuming they even HAVE a conscience!

It’s a scout for their invasion force…

someones Cometa pissed them off.

:laughing: :laughing: LOL! The funny thing is I remember my grandpas flashlight that looked like small aluminum culvert piping and was powered with two Eveready D batteries. The tint was dull yellow from the screw in bulb and was good for maybe 50 feet, lol. It would be cool to retrofit or fabricate one of the old school flashlights with today’s tech. :slight_smile:

You could build your own .44 Maglite…