Flashlight JOKES

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I can hear AC/DC playing in the background.

Ah Yes… The perfect gift for Mr.Sulu

Selling in Walmart now:

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CPF (i am maybe received rude button because this :P)

Good Lord…

Hope it’s at least a 10-pak.

Well, it’s “40x brighter” than a 2D Mag incan. :person_facepalming:

How those people can sleep at night, I have no idea…

You’re assuming they even HAVE a conscience!

It’s a scout for their invasion force…

someones Cometa pissed them off.

:laughing: :laughing: LOL! The funny thing is I remember my grandpas flashlight that looked like small aluminum culvert piping and was powered with two Eveready D batteries. The tint was dull yellow from the screw in bulb and was good for maybe 50 feet, lol. It would be cool to retrofit or fabricate one of the old school flashlights with today’s tech. :slight_smile:

You could build your own .44 Maglite…

I remember my grandma using grandpas dead eveready flashlight host to steam cook bananas. :laughing:
The thing was solid steel and felt like you’re holding a lead pipe in your hands.

THIS ….

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Why funny?