A 15 year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall for the first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy ask, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator before) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
Just then, a fat old lady in a wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into the small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number.... and then the numbers began to light up in reverse order.
Finally, the walls opened up again and a stunning 24 year old blond woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son...
"Go get your Mother."