Things you don’t want to hear

From the Wife “Um, was that light waterproof?”

“Your flashlights are taking up too much space. Let’s move them to the closet.”

Ouch! You’re hitting awful close to home there. That’s where all my firearms went. Is it possible that my flashlights aren’t far behind? :cry:

Oh hun i just gave a bunch of your lights away . Why ? You have too many laying around.

Ouch!

Good excuse to buy new lights and fix a new shelf :wink:

Shopping for power banks, batteries, lights with included batteries, etc. on Amazon.com from Hawaii:

I think the dog has your new flashlight.

Laughter after you remove your underwear

Such a tiny thing. How do they get all that smoke in there?

The Test is Positive!

Why do you pay so much for junk?

“I just ordered a Tac-Light…” :person_facepalming:

You should win a prize for that one, best one yet!

A stranger rings doorbell and hands you a package and says …
” Hi ! I live 12 houses down the road ….I found this in the snow out by the street in front of my house .It had been laying out there for days ”
Suddenly you realize all shipping issues aren’t the Chinese vendors fault.

My wife: “Honey, I have this great idea ….”

I see you’ve talked to my wife.

“Not another one!”
and every husband’s nightmare phrase - “We need to talk”

From my daughter “You didn’t pay more than R100 for this did you?” while holding my Q8!!! (R100 = roughly $8)

“CLICK”… followed by darkness.

“CLICK… Smoke”… followed by darkness.

“CLINK-CLUNK-CLANK”… followed by broken glass and a big dent & scratches.

“Since we couldn’t help you to figure it out via your description, could you please make a video showing the problem?”