… Becasue Racecar
What did Jesus say immediately after exiting his tomb?
"April Fool's!"
That one is a variable star which pulses every 30 seconds. Its name comes from a Greek word meaning "smoke alarm."
A very old man and a very young (beautiful) woman enter a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite. The desk-clerk tells his collegue to be ready to call 911, but that night there are no emergencies.
Next morning the old man emerges with a smile on his face and informs the clerks that he is going for a refreshing walk. Around noon the girl stumbles from the elevator, looking as if she is run over by a train. The clerks ask her what has happened. She answers: “he told me he has saved for it during his whole life …. and I thought he was talking money”.
"You should make it so people can search for and jump into hundreds of conversations at once if they want."
"Ooh, good idea! I imagine only the most well-informed people with the most critical information to share will use that feature."
hey you, my uncle, you vegetables seller
you actually sell the vegetables less
i want radish, i even want you just for a quarter of hour
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97% of all statistics are made up on the spot
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
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“Incorrectly”.
:+1: … . . .
#policebrutality
#livingdeadlivesmatter
A man thinks his wife and his best friend are cheating on him. To he goes to his frind to confront him. But the friend categorically denies, saying: “I’m not your best friend”.
Light Hacks
Life hack: Wait for an advanced civilization to be briefly distracted, then sneak in and construct a slightly smaller Dyson sphere inside theirs.
A person who always disturbs you is the person who always loves you.
Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everybody’s garden!
Don’t steal, don’t cheat, don’t lie. The government hates competition.
I have decided to keep my past behind, so if I owe you money… Sorry, I have moved on.
I hate it when people ask me, ‘do you have a bathroom?’ No. we pee in the yard.
I am just a step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script.
Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
We all deserve a little more laugh in our life. Why not try to read these funny quotes to let you laugh?
https://www.anquotes.com/funny-minion-quotes/
/\ Those are good miumiu6, welcome to BLF. :+1:
Post #1500!
(at the moment)
"Repair or Replace"
"Just make sure all your friends and family are out of the car, or that you've made backup friends and family at home."
Post # 1501
Yeah baby