I have a crisp new $1 bill…send me $5.99 so I can send it certified/insured…
Its your lucky day then, you see I’ve just came into possession of a large sum of cash from the Saudi royal family, I want to transfer it to you but I need a good-faith payment from you first, just to make sure everything’s setup good and the real transfer will be able to go threw. Please send the sum of $4998 as soon as possible. Note I also accept apple iTunes gift cards but you’ll need to double the face value amount since it’s not cash.
Once your payment comes threw I should have the 636293737292 bucks transfered to you almost immediately! BTW you do like ruby’s and emeralds don’t you?
Anyone that has cash that they aren’t using right now - savings, CD’s, money mkt. etc or a supermodel you’re tired of please send them to me.
Much appreciation.
Me too, brother. I will split it with you. Any money not being used, I am accepting. I will pay the PayPal fees. Pm me for address. Super models too, but let me check with the wife…
That’s a nice way to ask for free flashlights on a flashlight forum :person_facepalming:
Now…where’s the Ferrari forum….
It’s a never ending cycle. You would have to send me $5.99 so I can send you the $5.99 certified / insured, but I would have to send you another $5.99 so you can send the $5.99 to me certified / insured so I can send you the $5.99 certified / insured …
sounds good! we will both be rich in short order…especially if you can recruit five friends…
This is completely irrelevant, but I love your quote - it’s certainly true for me too…
In oz that would considered fair dinkum!
I hope you can wait just a little until I spend all the funds that were graciously forwarded to me by my good friend the Nigeria Prince 
Nigeria Prince?
Isn’t that the sister (brother?) tour-boat of Maid Of The Mist, over at Nigeria Falls?
This actually makes me want to donate an android phone to you. I still have hope for you… :innocent:
I don't know, only been to Niagra Falls once! I was referring to those spam emails with the fake Nigerian Prince that offers to give his multi million dollar fortune as long as you pay him a little to send it to you.
Seriously, how does one recover from this thread?
Once you have posted here, you are seriously doomed.
All kidding aside though, because it really was a good idea;
I am currently accepting unclaimed winning lottery tickets. You know, like if you have a winner you haven’t cashed in yet, and it is just laying around. I will send a self addressed stamped envelope, so postage is on me, and I will provide my own pen to sign my name on the back. Offers like this don’t come around every day.
1. Fill your profile so people know where you are from
2. Maybe give us a valid reason to give your free stuff (I’m poor, I’m depressive, my dog once ate my homework…)
3. Be specific, what are you looking for ? Budget lights like Oveready, HDS, Zebralight ?
4. Profit ?!
Still trying to figure out why this is actually a thread.
Because some people don’t understand that begging on forums for free stuff is disrespectful and not allowed.
Forum etiquette, super simple stuff.