That comment got me thinking! What are the best flashlight enthusiasts pick up lines YOU can come up with? Lol i really hope there’s not any you’ve actually heard!
What first came to me:
Baby, are you on fire? Because you got me hotter than an Emisar D4!
If you play your cards right, I may just take you out under the stars and show you TURBO MODE!
Baby your eyes are so beautiful, they’d still vividly shine even under less than 70 CRI light!
Woman to well-endowed man - “Is that a BLF GT or are you just happy to see me?”
Woman to less-than-average man - “Is that a AAA Maglite or are you just happy to see me?”
Woman to aroused man - “Is that a zoomie in your pocket…?”
Maybe not as much pickup lines, but flashlight innuendo…
Do you like direct-drive?
These cells are not the only things that are high-drain…
“Because you ran so far in my mind, that when I measured your distance with my laser rangefinder, and got a lux reading on your white blouse, my candela number was through the roof!”
This works; clip a small 90 degree light in your shirt pocket (lit).
Wear a black baseball cap with the letters MIHYFI on it.
The light attracts attention; the letters arouse curiosity; they will ask 2 questions:
What’s the light for and what does MIHYFI mean?
You answer; to light up your life and may I help you find it.