Flashlight enthusiasts PICK UP LINES!

My eyes are up here! Stop looking at the Q8 in my pocket.

Woman to well-endowed man - “Is that a BLF GT or are you just happy to see me?”
Woman to less-than-average man - “Is that a AAA Maglite or are you just happy to see me?”
Woman to aroused man - “Is that a zoomie in your pocket…?”

Maybe not as much pickup lines, but flashlight innuendo…

Do you like direct-drive?

These cells are not the only things that are high-drain…

Protected or unprotected?

Yeah, it was a tight host…

That button is hard to find in the dark…

Baby, are you an integrating sphere? Because my flashlights ready for a lux measurement!

Baby, you know how you like the lights off? Well why don’t we turn off the lights and play with my flashlight!

“You must be tired…”

“Why?”

“Because you ran so far in my mind, that when I measured your distance with my laser rangefinder, and got a lux reading on your white blouse, my candela number was through the roof!”

Why did you just smack me?

No, I didn’t say that ,
I said I like the Tints on that one!

You brighten my day!

hahaha I like this one :laughing:

“Hi, I’m Elmer Fudd, millionaire I own a mansion and a yacht flashlight”

“Nice headlights, are those your high beams?”

“What’s the color of your auxiliary LED”s?”

I know you’re disappointed that you only got 30 seconds of runtime…
But honestly, what do you expect running on turbo?

This works; clip a small 90 degree light in your shirt pocket (lit).
Wear a black baseball cap with the letters MIHYFI on it.
The light attracts attention; the letters arouse curiosity; they will ask 2 questions:
What’s the light for and what does MIHYFI mean?
You answer; to light up your life and may I help you find it. :innocent:

I like button-tops, especially in a 2P1S configuration.
Possibly unprotected, but only if very well matched.

“Enlighten me: do you prefer it throwy or floody?”
:smiling_imp:

Girl, you’re hotter than this short-circuited Samsung 30Q ce- ow OW OW!

“It’s a Muyshondt!”

"I'm into flashlights and UFO's"........ that line will end any hopes right from the get go.

Her: have you got a light?..…honey, that’s not gonna light my cigarette

Him: wanna bet?

Let’s face it guys. We are (hopefully secretly) mayor nerds and we won’t pick up girls with talk about flashlights :person_facepalming: