Woman to well-endowed man - “Is that a BLF GT or are you just happy to see me?”
Woman to less-than-average man - “Is that a AAA Maglite or are you just happy to see me?”
Woman to aroused man - “Is that a zoomie in your pocket…?”
Maybe not as much pickup lines, but flashlight innuendo…
Do you like direct-drive?
These cells are not the only things that are high-drain…
“Because you ran so far in my mind, that when I measured your distance with my laser rangefinder, and got a lux reading on your white blouse, my candela number was through the roof!”
This works; clip a small 90 degree light in your shirt pocket (lit).
Wear a black baseball cap with the letters MIHYFI on it.
The light attracts attention; the letters arouse curiosity; they will ask 2 questions:
What’s the light for and what does MIHYFI mean?
You answer; to light up your life and may I help you find it.