What's a good phrase or statement you came up with recently?

Dinner will be ready when you hear the smoke alarm go off

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

Never make eye contact with a dude while eating a banana.

(unless………you know)

“I would feel the same way. if I was in your position.”

The only time to bet on a horse… is when the jockey gets off it.

Maybe guns don’t kill people but did ever try pushing a bullet into someone?

Old age is a side effect……………of not dying.

Getting old sucks. Except compared to the alternative.

Never take yourself too seriously.

Wanna get on your feet again?
Miss a few car payements.

Actually my boss said it but it bears repeating.

People form opinions based on what they “think” they know.
Oli (5 years ago).

My foreman is like a joint
The harder you suck the higher you get

“I didn’t get this old by being in a hurry.”
— Mom, nearly 90, contemplating making it a bumper sticker
after an impatient tailgater leaned on his horn.

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“If you have the choice between a hypothetical situation
and a real one, choose the real one.”
– Joan Baez (to Michael Krasny, KQED radio, 2/4/2003)

[from Polish TV interview]

[interviewing lady]: don’t women complain about your short stature?
[known politic]: No, when I stand on my wallet I’m just perfectly tall for them.

Even stupid people better not deny science, there is no escaping it, there is no alternative.
(my message to mankind)

And yet many do!

Although science isn't perfect, I'm a big fan of it, and science is getting better and better every day.

Absolute nothing can not create anything.

I heard an Irishman say
“The man who never made a mistake never made anything”

“worthwhile.” Because those things that are worthwhile have much trial & error, test & correction made until the final product.

(Borrowed)
It’s not what you gather, but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived.