G0OSES 1K WHINGING POM Giveaway - CANCELLED (for now)

I’m a whinging POM

I was born in the Whinging Dwarf of Mercosur and I never win any giveaway

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….Well I AM a pom, born in London England and came to Australia 55 years ago.

For those that do not know, we get called pommies due to the initials POME on the clothing of the prisoners dumped here as slave labour.
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Not in the draw as I have found that the Australians can out whinge any pom by whinging about us whinging :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

Cheers David

I’M a whinging pom!

CV and all that is my excuse

I’m a whinging POM because people don’t cover their mouth when they fricking sneeze!! but i guess that’s a good thing…especially now :smiley:

I’m a whinging POM because….idiots in Australia are buying all the toilet paper, not realizing 95% of it is made here and there will never be a shortage of it

I’m a whinging POM because i need money=)

This entry is cancelled…. the government sent me money and I don’t need to whing any more!

OMG I hope that isn’t all true!

Gotcha! Wish I could see the look on your face when you read it! :laughing:

(It’s true that I’m laid off until August. I’m abasing myself to earn $25……) :wink:

OiY SB , How do you delete other peoples posts?

LOL it’s convincing… I can see I’ll have my work cut out picking a winner. I did have an odd expression on my face lol! I even replied and deleted it telling you to get the hell outta there lol! :slight_smile: but just in time, I realised it was a joke….
Boaz just sent me one via pm which is entered - he didn’t put it here coz it has swearing in (either that or he actually was having a right fXXXing go at me lol) :stuck_out_tongue:
Either way, if I can’t tell if you’re joking or not it has to get extra points lol!

Boaz’s entry - lightly edited lol! :stuck_out_tongue: if you are slightly offend by anything - DON’T read it then complain after! it’s a bit of tongue in cheek humour.

Ok You’re a whining POM . Whatever the hell that means …I mean thanks for the links to crap I never wanted to know about in the first place . Is it necessary to know what a pom pom is to win $25 . I don’t NEED another light why are there always rules when someone does a giveaway .So you want to be the boss and think $25 is an easy way to buy your way to the top ….Well it worked on me .I’m a glass half full type guy so even though I hate the fact you typed (Winner will be picked in 1 months (19/4/2020) time or there about’s. ) What the hell is wrong with you brits ?When you updated the topic it says 3/19/2020…month day year …What’s so damn hard about that …march 19th that makes sense right ? it certainly isn’t 19th of 4 … I think this is why people left England in the first place … faced treacherous seas and wild frontiers …just to get away from this type of insanity …oh wait it’s cold …it’s 11 degrees . What the hell does that even mean ?? Oh wait … the Australians figured out all they had to do was break some stuff or steal somethin and bingo they get a whole new country without having to fight for it like us yanks . ya come over here with your puffy shirts telling people they need to learn the metric system and pay taxes for tea . Well who the hell drinks tea anyway .?ya travel a million miles to china and bring back tea ,then force it on people who live in india …Where it’s gotta be 400 degrees …Oh sure they want hot tea …makes perfect sense …and 200 years later they’re back with their puffy shirts and tight pants saying they live in a submarine .Don’t know what a football is or a jolly good time is Bloody well hell I say … Oh yeah we all know because we have PBS … we watch masterpiece theater and the BBC … It’s hard to know where to whine first …Obviously you liked that seagull bullshit so I’d need to work that in somewhere too.
Calling brits a bunch of :open_mouth: probably isn’t going to win friends and influence the judges . I need to think about this a bit longer . jeff

Brilliant ....now how in the hell am I going to edit that mess ..

LOL it’s fine! :stuck_out_tongue:

I am a whinging pom because I love flashlights

Bump!

I am a whinging pom because I am Jack

I am a whinging pom because I haven’t had a vacation since 1996 and even with stay at home orders for my state I still have to work - now 6 days a week instead of five :weary:

I am a whinging pom because we have in Russia self-isolating holiday up to 30 April.
And i can’t leave home to use and test my flashlights. And we are short of food yet :slight_smile:

Today is my birthday. And no any happy, no any sweetees, no any action. Only virus everywhere, economical depression, administration repression.

And fucking fuel in Russia d’t become cheaper! Crude is on the lowest mark, gasoline in Europe and USA is like free. But in my country nothing getting cheaper.

I don’t have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It’s a depression. Everybody’s out of work, or scared of losing their job.

We are going to loose our job. Things are worse and bad….
Get infected and die. Or go without food

And we all would die. Sometime. Possibly soon.

I am mad as Hell.
I don’t know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street, in the goverments and banks.
Ou. Russians are not belong in this list

This give away sucks!

Who wants to come here and whine and moan just to win a contest?

Ya all need to quit your bitchin, untwist your knickers and slip another shrimp on the barbie or whatever you all do to chill.