Actually, in my case, it was more or less straight under me….
I had to move a houseful of furniture the day after. Not recommended. Surely a guy deserves a day of laying around after that! I was walking so bowlegged you could have driven a dog team between my knees.
Nowadays I just curl up in front of the stove and fight the urge to lick myself….
no offense to you breeders…but I have no doubt I don’t want that kind of responsibility!
besides, I don’t meet very many women that would make a good mother (despite what they think). Maybe just because I have a very good mother, or maybe because our modern culture has turned them into ….
We have two daughters. The youngest is pretty, down to earth. A very cool kid. The oldest is drop dead gorgeous, god bless that child. 5’1 blonde hair, green eyes… weight about 105 lbs. Without a brain in her head. She’s the one the mechanic called me at home about. Begging that I would please explain to the child. That free oil changes did not come for the life of the tires. True Story.