The more "family-friendly" vasectomy thread

Why so early?

Doesn’t seem early to me. I’ve never wanted them - but not interested in side effects either.

When “Plan B” cuts into my flashlight budget, I often reconsider :stuck_out_tongue:

It’s a long story…but it was for the best. She cheated on me twice and left me after 15 years so I made the right call…. :~

how true!

no offense to you breeders…but I have no doubt I don’t want that kind of responsibility!

besides, I don’t meet very many women that would make a good mother (despite what they think). Maybe just because I have a very good mother, or maybe because our modern culture has turned them into ….

ah, nevermind, we don’t need to go there 0:)

+1

yes it is a huge responsibility… and will cut its way deep into your hobby funds

The real name of the number one vasectomy doctor in the Rochester New York area for many years was (still is?) Dr Stopp. Don’t ask how I know this…

That’s a good one Dale!! :smiley:

We have two daughters. The youngest is pretty, down to earth. A very cool kid. The oldest is drop dead gorgeous, god bless that child. 5’1 blonde hair, green eyes… weight about 105 lbs. Without a brain in her head. She’s the one the mechanic called me at home about. Begging that I would please explain to the child. That free oil changes did not come for the life of the tires. True Story.

Now thats funny!

Maybe I'm missing something but 22-15 (age-time together) is 7. So were you seeing someone when you were 7? ;)

I think you want to add them not subtract them…. :wink:

Oh, now i get it.

LOL that’s funny! :bigsmile:

NightCrawl wrote:

“Did you guys freeze some sperm? I mean, its a pretty final decision…”

— Freezing sperm is a good idea… that way you are more likely to have “cool” kids! LOL —KartRacer31

Freeze them to get a cool son and what do you do to get a hot daughter? :P

Good question! 8)

… that a hot daughter is every father’s nightmare.

So microwave your stored sperm. Problem solved.

LOL - yes that will terminate that problem :slight_smile: