Troll Spray Extra Strength Industrial, because sometime aerosol Troll Spray just isnāt enough.
Troll Hunter is a great movie!
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Its just another fine example among dozens of others for why we could all use an ignore button. BTW, can you please ban Gords? His consistent happy attitude is becoming very irritating. No one deserves to have that much fun! :bigsmile:
Shall I tell you about my last seven days?
Wednesday day, Luke, my nine month old fell down the stairs.
Thursday Mrs gords woke up with a chest infection sheās still down with so my birthday celebrations were curtailed, Iāve had the kids all weekend and this week as the weather has cancelled work (transport fridge engineers go quiet when its snowing, go figure).
Sunday night, my son James slipped off a window ledge, split his head open, off to infirmary to have it glued back together, he now also has this chest infection.
Last night, I making like a ninja at bed time, creeping about, light on moonlight, trying not to wake Mrs gords. Luke woke up, so I decided to take Luke downstairs while I warmed a bottle. Slipped on the top step, slid down the stairs, ripped my arm open on the artexing, smashed into the bottom stairgate, knocking it off its mountings. Luckily, I cushioned Luke, he was unharmed, but scared and reacted as babies do, screaming the house down, which was lucky as it drowned out my swearing, which was getting pretty creative by this point.
Took Luke back up to Mrs gords who was wondering why Iād started world war three, got the milk, Luke was asleep two minutes laterā¦.
Burnt my hand building a light for a member (my own stupid fault, solder splash on thumb nail). Found out works cancelled tomorrow as there is heavy snow predicted on the pass I have to use.
Iām cheery because if I wasnāt, Iād probably kill someone.
:bigsmile: 
Cheers, from the land filled with trolls! 
Good grief! Thatās like something out of a bad movie. Iām so sorry you had a rough week. Yikes. I guess all I can say is, I hope you have a better week. :~
How to deal with trolls:
Hell fire Gords, Iām not having you around here mate, sounds like you would wreck the place! Hope youāre ok though and your kids.
What people donāt understand is because it is so nice in this little corner of England, that we have no choice but to pretend to be happy :bigsmile:
Marc.
Wow gords.. hope you have learnt something. :P
Itāll be right sb, blf has been a lifeline the last few days though I can tell you, so once again, cheers for running the place, it really is appreciated. 
Sorry to hear about your bad luck Gords. I hope things get better around your household. Thanks for all your contributions to the forum.
Itās funny in hindsight, no really bad injuries, just inconvenient. Marclās right though, when you have round abouts on roads, weather that can change from sunshine to horizontal snow in the space of an hour, mpās who think nothing of running a campaign on benefit cheats just as a huge scandal on mp expenses breaks, you really do have to develop the kind of sense of humour that letās you find filling someoneās overalls with acetylene and lighting it with the owner still in them the utmost of comedy. :bigsmile:
Iām normally fairly good at separating personal annoyances with public-facing attitude and treatment of others, but I seriously wonder if I could manage to make polite and upbeat replies here like youāve been doing. Cheers back at you sir!
No worries, we have a saying here, donāt crap on your own doorstep. Itās surprising how apt it is in life. And how well life really is if you apply it. :bigsmile:
Gords, youāll pull thru! Hope this dun sound bizarre, but esp for those snowed out days, u may want to consider picking up some suturing skills. I learnt it during a combat medic stint . Itās saved my skin and a couple of others literally plus tons of quid. Hereās a pic of a survival kit that can be had at your local PX. What they dun show is the Xylocaine/Lignocaine anaesthetic gel to numb the wound and antiseptic to sanitize the area/tools bf patching up.
Cheers Orion, do they do a follow up kit āhow to stitch up your matesā? :bigsmile:
Trolls suppose to be afraid of flash lights. Wondering why they keep showing up here. I am well prepared with my lights and batteries. Letās hunt them!
Heck, you think thatās badā¦
Never mind. 
Glad to hear you all are still alive after that week!
I'm usually suckered into trolls about every time. Never could keep my mouth shut in real life or here. Never will change. I always consider it an opportunity to.... Well...... 