Review: A Closer Look at UranusFire -- A Sophomoric Review of UranusFire X10

That was the funniest and best review I’ve ever read. Thank you for taking the time to put all this together.

BTW, it’s actually a really beautiful light. If I get one, the first thing will be to add grip tape to the name on the handle.

the name is the best part. i kind of want to buy one just to say i have one

You and I and alot others already have a Uranus but some are just bigger then others

Nice review thanks showing us Uranus………. :bigsmile:

When i first saw you were going to review Uranus i figured it would be just another crappy review. I really appreciated the in depth look at Uranus. I was surprised that as large as Uranus is, you could only insert a single 18650 in its opening. Sheryl Crow would be proud of you for being able to clean Uranus with less than 4 squares of tp after it spent a good 40 minutes in the toilet. Uranus really excretes a large output compared to a light I have which looks identical to Uranus. I can't help butt wonder how many others here have sampled Uranus but are too embarrassed to admit it. After reading this review I wouldn't hesitate to use Uranus and would be proud to tell others, "that's right. I tried Uranus and loved every bit of it!". And if they scoffed at the idea I would offer them Uranus and encourage them to use Uranus hard. I'm sure it could hold up to the most rigorous abuse.

Thanks again for the enjoyable review. Uranus is really enticing!

:bigsmile: Uranusfire was sucked by black hole :bigsmile:
Nice review, tecmo :wink:

LMAO!!! Oh man. I lol’d so hard. That was awesome. Thankyou for this in-depth look at Uranusfire.

HAHAHAHA! :smiley: :smiley: I laughed all the way through your review. Very humorous and quite tastefully done. 2.7A is quite respectable and I like the higher quality double red orings that are shared with many other high-dollar dive lights. Just keep silicon lube on them and they should last a busy season of salt-water diving. How is the beam pattern at intermediate to longer ranges?

The black wicker makes for a great high-tech looking background! Good idea, and it took a while for me to figure out what the hell it was. Thanks again for the great review.

I look forward to seeing the review of Uranus frontpaged backdoor’d and (ewwww) sticky’d… J)

You do have a good collection of flashlights. :crown:

This was funny and fun to read at the same time. :bigsmile:
I think though the Chinese needs to ease off of abusing the name “fire” for flashlight brands. I think it should have stopped at Surefire, Trustfire, and Ultrafire.
Those three were good and sounded ok, but then came along Uniquefire, Fandyfire, Sandyfire, Pailfire, and now Uranusfire ? The only Uranusfire i know of is when i eat really spicy chilly. :weary:

Fun read, thanks for the review, and that is one nice clean toilet you have!

I’m glad everyone liked reading about Uranusfire! :slight_smile:

I took lux measurements: 26600cd

Nice and throwy with an even beam. No rings. I thought I was just getting a crappy light to review, but it turned out nice. I’ll have to invent a use for it (which has nothing to do with Uranus).

LOL

whats next… ballfire?

Just hoping we don’t see this particular specimen for sale anytime soon…!

Tecmo, if you were happy with the retailer you purchased from, can you post a link in your OP. Thanks.

Oops, forgot some little details huh? Yeah it was purchased at DX. I had a gift card and I’ve been wanting to check out the quality of Uranusfire for a while :wink: Dive lights seem expensive, it was $33.50 but it does the job. OP updated, but here is the link.

http://dx.com/p/uranusfire-new-x10-cree-xm-l-t6-1100lm-white-light-flashlight-titanium-gray-1-x-18650-152927

He said "turtle head."

informative, and I LOL’d.

needed that today

thanks

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Tecmo,

Thanks for the link.
Is this the same light Bang Good.com has? They list it as 1000 lumens having put it into an integrating sphere wth a similar twist switch at the tail. The cost with the BLF discount coupon of 10% comes to $17.08 delivered. So it would seem to be as properly driven as yours.

hehehe… bang good, uranus……fire. S)
lol, ever get that feeling your 13 again?

edit: sorry, i couldnt help myself
edit again: “we bang good long time uranus, we sell”
(im going to try and keep my juvenile self to this post) :bigsmile: