Favorite Quotes

“If you buy this car and it breaks into two pieces, I guarantee you that you own both pieces.”

Caveat emptor (Let the buyer beware).

The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.

Winston Churchill

I am prone to add, laying in front of you like a big steaming turd. :slight_smile:

"Just do it" - Nike

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

Otter , Animal House 1978

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

- Benjamin Franklin

" I've never seen so many men wasted so badly . "

Blondie ( surveying Civil War carnage )

The Good , The Bad , And the Ugly

" If you don't learn something new every day , you're going backwards , because you sure as hell forget something every day ."

JacktheClipper

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

It’s like deja-vu, all over again.

Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.

If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

“Reports of my clown related demise…have been greatly exaggerated”
Bort

"WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP AND GIVE EVERYONE A CHANCE TO LIKE YOU!"

(don't know who came up with that one...)

My Pop often said:

“If we had some ham, we could have some ham and eggs, if we had some eggs.”


the tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives -

Stuff I remember my father saying when I was growing up.

The way to be seen is to stand up.

The way to be heard is to speak up.

The way to be appreciated is to shut up.


This is a democratic dictatorship, everyone gets a vote but mine is the only one that counts.

Don't let the door slam you in the ass on the way out.

The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.

-Tom Waits

Example

860 Lumens (for 3 minutes)

Nice!

That reminds me of something my grandpop once said to me as he paused on the steps one night... "I'm headin' up stairs now to f#ck your grandma". Still brings a tear to my eye.

In my neck of the woods we use that but with a twist… “Don’t let the door hit you where the good lord split you”

I will always remember my father yelling "shit or get off the pot!" when he'd be driving on the highway behind some jackass in the passing lane who was driving slow. Fond memory indeed! :bigsmile:

My grandfather had many wise snippets……none of which are appropriate for sharing publicly >.>

Happy wife happy life

Mother had em, Mother love em, Mother F**k em…. It has served me well thru the years…

Confucious say…Woman who put man in dog house, soon find him in cathouse.