Favorite Quotes

In my neck of the woods we use that but with a twist… “Don’t let the door hit you where the good lord split you”

I will always remember my father yelling "shit or get off the pot!" when he'd be driving on the highway behind some jackass in the passing lane who was driving slow. Fond memory indeed! :bigsmile:

My grandfather had many wise snippets……none of which are appropriate for sharing publicly >.>

Happy wife happy life

Mother had em, Mother love em, Mother F**k em…. It has served me well thru the years…

Confucious say…Woman who put man in dog house, soon find him in cathouse.

He he he.

For by grace you have been saved through faith; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of God; not as a result of works, so that no one may boast. ~ Ephesians 2:8-9 NASB

The only time I want it twice is just before I had it once. MY DAD!

There is therefore now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus. For the law of the Spirit of life in Christ Jesus has set me free from the law of sin and death.For God has done what the law, weakened by the flesh, could not do: sending his own Son in the likeness of sinful flesh and for sin, he condemned sin in the flesh, in order that the just requirement of the law might be fulfilled in us, who walk not according to the flesh but according to the Spirit.

Ten Pence, Ten Pence, Fifty Pence, A Pound..

“Noo, that’s no way to behave for a Clanger!”

-Oliver Postgate

If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.

Coach Vince Lombardi

“all men are created equal in essence” BUT not in ability or virtue!

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.

Coach Vince Lombardi

I've learned much more from my failures than my successes.

This was sent to me in a PM. The sender shall remain anonymous so there are no reprisals. It put a smile on my dial.

I don’t care what you call me, as long as it’s not late for supper.

“Surely you can’t be serious!” I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley” :bigsmile:

“Luck is when preparation meets opportunity” - Anonymous

“If you can fake sincerity, you’re in.” - Johnny Bravo

“I don’t have to be careful, I have a gun.”- Homer Simpson

i love it! 8)

Bort trending right now

My two dogs tied to a tree by a ten-foot leash kept whining and howling for an hour till I let them off.
Now they are lying quietly on the grass a few feet further from the tree and they haven’t moved since I let them go.
Freedom may be only an idea but it’s a matter of principle even to a dog.

Student: If I was meant to deny feelings, why was I born with them? Where’s the logic in that.
Master: Hidden for you to find, or in plain sight for you to ignore.