Favorite Quotes

For by grace you have been saved through faith; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of God; not as a result of works, so that no one may boast. ~ Ephesians 2:8-9 NASB

The only time I want it twice is just before I had it once. MY DAD!

There is therefore now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus. For the law of the Spirit of life in Christ Jesus has set me free from the law of sin and death.For God has done what the law, weakened by the flesh, could not do: sending his own Son in the likeness of sinful flesh and for sin, he condemned sin in the flesh, in order that the just requirement of the law might be fulfilled in us, who walk not according to the flesh but according to the Spirit.

Ten Pence, Ten Pence, Fifty Pence, A Pound..

“Noo, that’s no way to behave for a Clanger!”

-Oliver Postgate

If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.

Coach Vince Lombardi

“all men are created equal in essence” BUT not in ability or virtue!

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.

Coach Vince Lombardi

I've learned much more from my failures than my successes.

This was sent to me in a PM. The sender shall remain anonymous so there are no reprisals. It put a smile on my dial.

I don’t care what you call me, as long as it’s not late for supper.

“Surely you can’t be serious!” I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley” :bigsmile:

“Luck is when preparation meets opportunity” - Anonymous

“If you can fake sincerity, you’re in.” - Johnny Bravo

“I don’t have to be careful, I have a gun.”- Homer Simpson

i love it! 8)

Bort trending right now

My two dogs tied to a tree by a ten-foot leash kept whining and howling for an hour till I let them off.
Now they are lying quietly on the grass a few feet further from the tree and they haven’t moved since I let them go.
Freedom may be only an idea but it’s a matter of principle even to a dog.

Student: If I was meant to deny feelings, why was I born with them? Where’s the logic in that.
Master: Hidden for you to find, or in plain sight for you to ignore.

“We Have to Pass the Bill So That You Can Find Out What Is In It”

“That shit ain’t right!”
-Willie Nelson

“There is more than one way to skin a cat.”

‘There’s no such word as “Can’t”. ’

via my dad.

Both maxims have served me well.

“Change is the only constant.” Heraclitus

“PATIENCE YOU MUST HAVE my young padawan”

What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole ! IT"S IN THE HOLE !!

Carl Spackler ( Bill Murray ) Caddyshack 1980