“all men are created equal in essence” BUT not in ability or virtue!
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
Coach Vince Lombardi
I've learned much more from my failures than my successes.
This was sent to me in a PM. The sender shall remain anonymous so there are no reprisals. It put a smile on my dial.
I don’t care what you call me, as long as it’s not late for supper.
“Surely you can’t be serious!” I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley” :bigsmile:
“Luck is when preparation meets opportunity” - Anonymous
“If you can fake sincerity, you’re in.” - Johnny Bravo
“I don’t have to be careful, I have a gun.”- Homer Simpson
i love it! 8)
Bort trending right now
My two dogs tied to a tree by a ten-foot leash kept whining and howling for an hour till I let them off.
Now they are lying quietly on the grass a few feet further from the tree and they haven’t moved since I let them go.
Freedom may be only an idea but it’s a matter of principle even to a dog.
Student: If I was meant to deny feelings, why was I born with them? Where’s the logic in that.
Master: Hidden for you to find, or in plain sight for you to ignore.
“We Have to Pass the Bill So That You Can Find Out What Is In It”
“That shit ain’t right!”
-Willie Nelson
“There is more than one way to skin a cat.”
‘There’s no such word as “Can’t”. ’
via my dad.
Both maxims have served me well.
“Change is the only constant.” Heraclitus
“PATIENCE YOU MUST HAVE my young padawan”
What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole ! IT"S IN THE HOLE !!
Carl Spackler ( Bill Murray ) Caddyshack 1980
It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.
Judge Smails Caddyshack
“Don’t it always seem to go…that you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone.”
Joni Mitchell - Big Yellow Taxi
"like my daddy always use to say.............."
name that quote
Some Days You Phock the Bear, some days the Bear Phocks You.
Me.
A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."
- Antoine de Saint-Exupry
"It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled by the bronze spear. In his death all things appear fair."
- Homer
"If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both."
Demography is Destiny. -Anon