“We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.”
Albert Einstein
“We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.”
Albert Einstein
so true, politics in a nutshell
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”
My old man had a few he was know for handing out all the time. Not sure if he gets full credit for any of them. The one I heard more times than any was
“Hah, he couldn’t play dead in a western movie!” I’d give anything to hear him say it one more time.
Steve
“Dead or Alive, Your’re Coming With Me” Robocop 1987 0:)
“Normal is just the average of the abnormal” – Rick Corey
On a bathroom wall at UCLA: “Eat s%#$! 200,000,000,000 flies can’t be wrong.”
Are you an oak man?
Oak is nice...
F*ck ’em if they can’t take a joke.
One of my favourite T shirts - FCK the only thing missing is U
“There’s only one shade of green !!”
— My Stepdad while sitting in traffic, behind a person still stopped long after the traffic light in front of him had turned from red to green.
“Being neither jealous nor greedy, being without desires, and remaining the same under all circumstances, this is nobility.”
My motto.
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Murphy.
Murphy was an optimist
Smith.
Another trending quote
You don’t win friends with salad
Homer Simpson
Also, Johannes fac totum, used in Elizabethan English, has since fallen out of favor. Famous for being used as an insult against Shakespeare by his contemporary Robert Greene. Shakespeare was an actor before becoming a playwright, and Greene considered him an upstart and a Johnny do-it-all, not a true writer.
*click click* pistol pressed to forehead
You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me? - Wyatt Earp
George Santayana:
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
Slim Pickens:
Ditto.
“Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die” - Amelia Josephine Burr
“Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall” - Confucius
“It’s the real deal Neal, it ain’t no wack-o-tack!” - Some old 70s movie. I don’t remember it’s name, actors or anything, only this phrase… it simply stuck
“And millions of small slimy things crawled on and on and on… and so did I” - Unknown. A signature I read a long time ago.
Its over 9000!!!