“There’s only one shade of green !!”
— My Stepdad while sitting in traffic, behind a person still stopped long after the traffic light in front of him had turned from red to green.
“There’s only one shade of green !!”
— My Stepdad while sitting in traffic, behind a person still stopped long after the traffic light in front of him had turned from red to green.
“Being neither jealous nor greedy, being without desires, and remaining the same under all circumstances, this is nobility.”
My motto.
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Murphy.
Murphy was an optimist
Smith.
Another trending quote
You don’t win friends with salad
Homer Simpson
Also, Johannes fac totum, used in Elizabethan English, has since fallen out of favor. Famous for being used as an insult against Shakespeare by his contemporary Robert Greene. Shakespeare was an actor before becoming a playwright, and Greene considered him an upstart and a Johnny do-it-all, not a true writer.
*click click* pistol pressed to forehead
You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me? - Wyatt Earp
George Santayana:
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
Slim Pickens:
Ditto.
“Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die” - Amelia Josephine Burr
“Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall” - Confucius
“It’s the real deal Neal, it ain’t no wack-o-tack!” - Some old 70s movie. I don’t remember it’s name, actors or anything, only this phrase… it simply stuck
“And millions of small slimy things crawled on and on and on… and so did I” - Unknown. A signature I read a long time ago.
Its over 9000!!!
’Scuse me while I whip dis out…
I’m afraid the fault dear Tain, is not in our stars but in ourselves, something I learned from Dr Bashir
“Life is trouble. Only death is not. To be alive is to undo your belt and look for trouble.”
― Zorba the Greek
“I was happy, I knew that. While experiencing happiness, we have difficulty in being conscious of it. Only when the happiness is past and we look back on it do we suddenly realize - sometimes with astonishment - how happy we had been.”
― Zorba the Greek
" I travel light . "
Prot , from the movie K-PAX
i have yet to watch that movie
You should . It is a philosophically interesting movie , and Kevin Spacey is , as always , great .
“I have the key in my hand, all I have to find is the lock”
“I have the key in my hand, all I have to find is the lock”
whats that from?
I think its the opposite in real life, you have the lock and have to find the key