Its over 9000!!!
’Scuse me while I whip dis out…
I’m afraid the fault dear Tain, is not in our stars but in ourselves, something I learned from Dr Bashir
“Life is trouble. Only death is not. To be alive is to undo your belt and look for trouble.”
― Zorba the Greek
“I was happy, I knew that. While experiencing happiness, we have difficulty in being conscious of it. Only when the happiness is past and we look back on it do we suddenly realize - sometimes with astonishment - how happy we had been.”
― Zorba the Greek
" I travel light . "
Prot , from the movie K-PAX
i have yet to watch that movie
You should . It is a philosophically interesting movie , and Kevin Spacey is , as always , great .
“I have the key in my hand, all I have to find is the lock”
whats that from?
I think its the opposite in real life, you have the lock and have to find the key
“There are two ways to get enough: one is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less.” — G. K. Chesterton
another one:
there are 2 kinds of people in the world:
#1. walks into a room and says “here I am!”
#2. walks into a room and says “ah, there you are.”
...mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent...
--Adam Smith The Theory of Moral Sentiments, p. 170
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
-Albert Einstein
It's not that I'm so smart , it's just that I stay with problems longer.
-Albert Einstein
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-Albert Einstein
“Buzzards gotta eat. Same as worms.”
-Josey Wales
The worst thing you can do for those you love is the things they could and should do themselves.
-Abraham Lincoln
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-Abraham Lincoln
“Guns are no more responsible for killing people than the spoon is responsible for making Rosie O'Donnell fat.”
-Unknown
"Failing to prepare...is preparing to fail."
-My Dad
Lastly, my sig line.
Motorcycles have put me in touch with wonderful people,
as a result of that, I have an elevated idea about how good everybody in the world is.
-Ted Simon
For Lehman bros.
“Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank”
“Give a man a bank and he can rob the world”
My version, That which does not kill you may not be finished.
Anything worth doing, is worth doing at a profit.
Nobody ever got rich without screwing their mates.
Nobody ever went broke underestimating good taste.
You can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.
Murphy’s Law wasn’t named after Murphy…………
It was some other guy with the same name. 
Pain: God’s darker means of grace