Favorite Quotes

i have yet to watch that movie

You should . It is a philosophically interesting movie , and Kevin Spacey is , as always , great .

“I have the key in my hand, all I have to find is the lock”

whats that from?
I think its the opposite in real life, you have the lock and have to find the key

“There are two ways to get enough: one is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less.” — G. K. Chesterton

another one:

there are 2 kinds of people in the world:

#1. walks into a room and says “here I am!”

#2. walks into a room and says “ah, there you are.”

...mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent...

--Adam Smith The Theory of Moral Sentiments, p. 170


Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

-Albert Einstein


It's not that I'm so smart , it's just that I stay with problems longer.

-Albert Einstein



The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

-Albert Einstein


“Buzzards gotta eat. Same as worms.”

-Josey Wales


The worst thing you can do for those you love is the things they could and should do themselves.

-Abraham Lincoln


Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.

-Abraham Lincoln


“Guns are no more responsible for killing people than the spoon is responsible for making Rosie O'Donnell fat.”

-Unknown


"Failing to prepare...is preparing to fail."

-My Dad


Lastly, my sig line.


Motorcycles have put me in touch with wonderful people,
as a result of that, I have an elevated idea about how good everybody in the world is.
-Ted Simon

For Lehman bros.

“Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank”
“Give a man a bank and he can rob the world”

My version, That which does not kill you may not be finished.

Anything worth doing, is worth doing at a profit.

Nobody ever got rich without screwing their mates.

Nobody ever went broke underestimating good taste.

You can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.

Murphy’s Law wasn’t named after Murphy…………

It was some other guy with the same name. :smiley:

Pain: God’s darker means of grace

Pain is weakness leaving the body, USMC tshirt.

Joke em if they can’t take a f**k.
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Funerals are cheaper than college.
Me

“The most practical and dramatic victory of science over religion occurred in the 17th Century, when churches began to put up lightning conductors” - Issac Asimov

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat ?

- bill cosby



Flashlights ? Flashlights ?? We no need no stinking flashlights

Anything worth doing well is worth more done wrong ....

chinese flashlight manufacturers


Wheat wheat ..an amazing amount of wheat


“I don't wanna sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't wanna sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed, you know, as a career, I don't wanna do that...right now I just wanna be with your daughter, sir.”

Kickboxing ...sport of the future

Beauty is life in excess of what we can manage or control…

I remember that one from 'The Wall' (Pink Floyd)