On Being A Troll
I have nothing to add , on the whole
Causing chaos is my only goal
I'm not here to assist
And I only exist
For the purpose of being a Troll
You can't stop me when I'm on a roll
And your anger thrills me to my soul
I just laugh when you're pissed
Your opinion dismissed
It's just so much fun being a Troll
While I'm sitting here smoking a bowl
On your nerve-ends I'll now take a stroll
And while you shake your fist
I know you can't resist
Sure enough down my thread you will scroll
I can make things get out of control
Would you send me to Hell - no parole ?
Your rebuttals I've hissed
On your hate I subsist
Ah, the pleasures of being a Troll
So you wish I'd crawl back in my hole
And just stop my relentless patrol ?
I must prove that I'm clever
And so I will never
Relinquish my role as a Troll
As usual, JackTheClipper said it best! 
From now on, that will be the official BLF policy used to define and identify trolls. 
ABitDark
(ABitDark)
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Winning. Thanks sb. Thanks JackTheClipper.
M4D_M4X
(M4D M4X)
13
well done JackTheClipper!
“clink” JACK the CLIPPER of TROLLS!!
Ronin42
(Ronin42)
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Jack and the Trollstalk, seven with one blow! Jack the Troll Killer!
In olden days, fishers of men, were never considered trolls. Now, fishermen in forums are trolling for bad instead of good. My, how times change.
Great job Jack. Bet you know some great limericks that you just can't share here.
Saw a girl in a broken-down truck
She was pretty , and down on her luck
So I gave her a ride
Then she dragged me inside
Boy did she know how to cook
She then asked me if I liked it rough
So I figured that I'd call her bluff
Well we had lots of fun
And when we were done
We had broken near all of her stuff
I was sure that she'd gotten enough
She looked great lying there in the buff
She came to and stormed off in a huff
Rolled one up and we both had a puff
I had worn all the hair off her bearskin rug
hmmm, was this issue related to the guy who prefers xmls rather than xml2s?
His two massive threads have been reduced to one post a piece, so I would say "yes". :)
Hi, my name is Gary and Im a troll.
Hey everyone! My name is raccoon.
I like to call myself a "friendly troll."
And what i like to do is troll malicious trolls.
I'm starting to learn that this is the wrong thing to do.
And here's a little cartoon that shows why my actions are wrong.
(I would be the guy on the right.)
So, the next time I see malicious trolling, I plan to report it instead of making the situation worse.
