Joke em if they can’t take a f**k.
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Funerals are cheaper than college.
Me
“The most practical and dramatic victory of science over religion occurred in the 17th Century, when churches began to put up lightning conductors” - Issac Asimov
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat ?
- bill cosby
Flashlights ? Flashlights ?? We no need no stinking flashlights
Anything worth doing well is worth more done wrong ....
chinese flashlight manufacturers
Wheat wheat ..an amazing amount of wheat
“I don't wanna sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't wanna sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed, you know, as a career, I don't wanna do that...right now I just wanna be with your daughter, sir.”
Kickboxing ...sport of the future
Beauty is life in excess of what we can manage or control…
I remember that one from 'The Wall' (Pink Floyd)
“It is not the critic who counts;
not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled or where the doer of deeds could have done them better.
The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena,
whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood;
who strives valiantly;
who errs and comes short again and again;
who knows great enthusiasms,
the great devotions;
who spends himself in a worthy cause;
who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement,
and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly
so that his place shall never be with those timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”
TR
Do onto others - As you would have others do onto you !
God
Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby.
Ruth E. Renkel
We don’t see things as they are, we see things as we are.
Anais Nin
A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
John A. Shedd
When will then be now? Soon!
Tell them to comb the desert, do you hear me? Comb the desert!
Are we being too literal?
No, you fool, we’re following orders, we were told to comb the desert, so we’re combing it
Words to live by.
“I drank what?” Socrates
Yesterdays a memory
Tomorrow's a dream
Todays a bitch
LaForge: The tank can’t handle that much pressure
Scotty: Where’d you get that idea?”
LaForge: What do you mean where did i get that idea, its in the impulse engine specifications
Scotty: Regulation 42/15: ‘Pressure Variances in IRC Tank Storage’?”
LaForge: Yeah
Scotty: Forget it, i wrote it
Religion: Advertising agencies for a non existing product.
— Clive James
Some of my favorites -
“If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?”
― Albert Einstein
“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”
― Terry Pratchett
“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.”
― Carl Sagan
“In my opinion, we don’t devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”
― Bill Watterson
“[In the Universe it may be that] Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on Earth.”
― Stephen Hawking
“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.”
― Delos McKown
“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
- Douglas Adams
“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
- Douglas Adams
“Life is tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid.”
John Wayne
Not Wayne, but some other old movie.
John Wayne as SGT. STRYKER * Sands of Iwo Jima 1949
Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you get older, it will avoid you.