Favorite Quotes

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat ?

- bill cosby



Flashlights ? Flashlights ?? We no need no stinking flashlights

Anything worth doing well is worth more done wrong ....

chinese flashlight manufacturers


Wheat wheat ..an amazing amount of wheat


“I don't wanna sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't wanna sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed, you know, as a career, I don't wanna do that...right now I just wanna be with your daughter, sir.”

Kickboxing ...sport of the future

Beauty is life in excess of what we can manage or control…

I remember that one from 'The Wall' (Pink Floyd)

“It is not the critic who counts;
not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled or where the doer of deeds could have done them better.
The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena,
whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood;
who strives valiantly;
who errs and comes short again and again;
who knows great enthusiasms,
the great devotions;
who spends himself in a worthy cause;
who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement,
and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly
so that his place shall never be with those timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”

TR


Do onto others - As you would have others do onto you !

God


Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby.

Ruth E. Renkel




We don’t see things as they are, we see things as we are.

Anais Nin

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

John A. Shedd

When will then be now? Soon!

Tell them to comb the desert, do you hear me? Comb the desert!
Are we being too literal?
No, you fool, we’re following orders, we were told to comb the desert, so we’re combing it

Words to live by.

“I drank what?” Socrates

Yesterdays a memory

Tomorrow's a dream

Todays a bitch

LaForge: The tank can’t handle that much pressure
Scotty: Where’d you get that idea?”
LaForge: What do you mean where did i get that idea, its in the impulse engine specifications
Scotty: Regulation 42/15: ‘Pressure Variances in IRC Tank Storage’?”
LaForge: Yeah
Scotty: Forget it, i wrote it

Religion: Advertising agencies for a non existing product.

— Clive James

Some of my favorites -

“If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?”
― Albert Einstein


“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”
― Terry Pratchett


“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.”
― Carl Sagan


“In my opinion, we don’t devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”
― Bill Watterson


“[In the Universe it may be that] Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on Earth.”
― Stephen Hawking


“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.”
― Delos McKown


“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

  • Douglas Adams

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”

  • Douglas Adams

“Life is tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid.”

John Wayne

Not Wayne, but some other old movie.

John Wayne as SGT. STRYKER * Sands of Iwo Jima 1949

Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you get older, it will avoid you.

“Not everything on the internet is true” Abraham Lincoln.

Origins: The phrase “Life is hard; it’s harder when you’re stupid” (also variously rendered as “Life is hard; it’s even harder when you’re stupid” or “Life is tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid”) has long been a favorite of
memists, nearly all of whom attribute the saying to iconic Western film actor John Wayne. It sounds like something the blunt-speaking Duke would have said, and that’s sufficient for most people. But John Wayne didn’t actually say this, either as a line of character dialogue in a film or speaking as himself.

This line has been claimed of various characters played by Wayne in a number of movies, most commonly the 1949 release Sands of Iwo Jima, in which Wayne portrayed the battle-hardened Marine sergeant John M. Stryker — the IMDb even lists this saying as one of the film’s memorable quotes. But no character in Sands of Iwo Jima, Sgt. Stryker or otherwise, speaks such a line. And no one has yet turned up a film clip or script documenting the phrase as something spoken by a Wayne character in any other movie.

So where did the phrase come from? Is it yet another great saying thought up by that witty sage, Anonymous?

The earliest known cinematic use of this thought (whatever its precise expression) appears in the 1973 crime film The Friends of Eddie Coyle, which was in turn based on the 1970 novel of the same name by George V. Higgins. The book’s title character is an aging, small-time criminal and informant who works as a gun runner in Boston’s Irish-American underworld; but it is another character, the young gun runner Jackie Brown, who ends up saying, “This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.” That line comes through almost intact in the film version, rendered by actor Steven Keats (playing Jackie Brown) as “This life’s hard, man, but it’s harder if you’re stupid”:

Read more at 'Life Is Hard; It's Even Harder When You're Stupid' | Snopes.com

“If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.” Albert Einstein

“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” Aristotle