I can see the headlines now, Obama declares flashlights weapons of mass destruction. Only properly licensed people will be allowed to have registered flashlights.
You might be joking, but the way things are going I wouldn't be surprised. If owning more than 2 flashlights without a license suddenly became a crime, I imagine we'll all be automatically declared as potential terrorizers!
I tell you what though, the saving grace is that this crap involved cheap yellow camping lights, and everybody knows that no self-respecting flashlight enthusiast still uses those things much. :)