Hahaha.. brown, green, leaky unmentioned charge port zoomer!

How great is this? Who wants to take the bullet and review this?? :wink:

http://dx.com/p/new-855-cree-xm-l-t6-900lm-3-mode-white-light-zooming-flashlight-dark-green-1-x-18650-3-x-aaa-162758

That thing looks like an alien anal probe.

Where’s that thread for the ugliest light ever? :Sp

It somehow reminds me of an alien anaconda swallowing a baby deer

Is it the chinese equivalent to April 1st today?

hobbyfotograaf already linked to it on there!

That is one fugly torch.

“Hey this light has too much spill. Let’s put a narrow bezel cap on it…. with a long tactical attack bezel!”

“I think the bronze looks ok, but a big green ring jutting out would really make it pop!”

“Darn, the charge port was a great idea but doesn’t work. I know! We’ll cover it with a removeable plastic plug!”

“It’s still missing something…” (designers look at each other and smile as they simultaneously blurt out their great idea) “FINGER GROOVES!!!”

HAAAA! I almost spit my freakin coffee all over! 900 lumens should be enough to see everything"up there",if any light should have had the uranusfire brand,it’s this one.Nasty lookin’ light.

:open_mouth:

……….

Whaaaaat is the silver part coming out of the front of the light? Seriously. Is that the zoom apparati? I’m really trying to get a handle on what moves where and how to zoom the thing.

Looks like it’s been pulled off a Dalek! :expressionless:

Wow, truly horrid.