Besides the Kitchen of the Gods (Hera halogen counter light Nichia 219 retrofit) the TechnoShack has the Hoity-Toity Dining Room Table of the Gods. It was designed and built in the 1950’s by noted designer and architect Leonard Haber (who was married to Jane Murchison, ex-wife of Clint Murchison of Dallas Cowboys fame). The table was built for their friend and family doctor.
So what’s a dining room table have to do with lights? Well, the table is built with three wells in the top. Each well contains two 60 watt lumiline lightbulbs. Well, what’s a Lumiline lightbulb you say? Well, they are long incandescent light bulbs that most people mistake for fluorescent bulbs. They were popular around the mid century and used in things like display cabinets, bathrooms, cove lighting, plaetariums, and the Hoity-Toity Dining Room Table of the Gods.
They are known for their warm, hypnotic glow, fragility, and short lifetime. They have a cult like following then and now. The bulbs have removable end caps on the ends and snap into sockets (hint, many people don’t realize the end caps are removable and throw them away with the bulbs).
Now, the thing about all good things is that they come to an end. Lumiline bulbs stopped being made around 10 years ago. If you can find one today, they sell for $100-$250 EACH! And due to the way that they are built, they don’t last long. A few hundred hours is doing good. The Hoity-Toity Dining Room Table of the Gods uses 6 of them. When I bought the Hoity-Toity Dining Room Table of the Gods I saw the writing on the wall and managed to score a couple of cases of them for cheap. But hey, why burn up 10+ grand of unobtainium bulbs (that will only go up in price)? Time to do an LED retrofit… if you do this mod right, the changes will be easily reversible in the unlikely even that Lumiline bulbs become available again or you win the lotto and go LumiCrazy.
To do this one needs some Lumiline endcaps (long since discontinued until somebody tooled up and started making them again a few years ago. You can use the clips on your current bulbs), some 7/8” diameter wooden dowel rods, some small wood screws and washers, and some warm white LED light strips (the ones with 120 leds per meter). The warmer the better. 2700K maximum, 2400L-2500K would be better, but you aren’t going to find them. . Beware that unscrupulous sellers will ship you whatever they have… I got 3000K and 5000K strips when I ordered 2700K. Also a 12V power supply capable of providing enough current to drive the LEDs. A 5 meter reel of LED light strip is enough to make three replacement bulbs. See my post The Tao of Chinese LED Strip Lights for some hints about buying and using LED light strips.
First figure out how long you need to cut the dowel rods to match your bulbs. The exact length will depend upon your end caps. Mine were 17.5 inches long. Drill a small hold in the center of each end cap. It needs to be big enough to pass the wood screw shaft. Hold the endcap onto the end of the dowel, and drill a smaller pilot hole for the wood screw into the dowel rod. Attach the end caps to the dowel rods with the wood screws and washer. Don’t overtighten… the end caps are brittle and will crack.
Next cut the LED light strips to length. I used 4 pieces 15 and 11/16” long. The strips must be cut on three LED increments. They are marked where it is safe to cut. Do your math and measuring carefully… a 5 meter reel only has a few inches to spare. Figure out where you want the LEDs to shine. You can position them on the dowels to optimize the light coverage in relation to the reflector /mounting/whatever. It doesn’t make much sense to waste LED light shining into reflectors or corners. LEDs are directional… let them shine where the light can get out. For omnidirectional coverage, you could use a single strip and spiral it around the dowels, but I used four pieces that were optimized for my table wells. Attach the self-stick light strips to the dowels:
Now carefully solder some copper wires to the inside of each lumiline light clip mounting tab (where it plugs into the socket, not where it clips to the bulb). You will need one wire for each strip on the dowel. I used some 2 inch long pieces of solid copper wire scavenged from some telephone wiring. Solder the other end of the wires to the contact spots on the LED strips. One end of the dowels will use the “+” spots, the other will use the ‘-’ spots. You are almost there…
The LED light strips run off of 12 volts, not 120 volts. You will need a 12 volt DC power supply. Each LED “bulb” that I made draws a little under 1 amp. If you are driving several bulbs and/or have thin wiring you may need some more voltage. I actually used a 15 volt/75 watt supply that was adjustable. I needed 14 volts at the supply to get 12 volts at the bulbs.
Wire the output of the 12V power supply to where the old 120V AC power came into the fixture (make damn sure you turned off the power first and totally disconnected the 120V power from the fixtures. If you don’t KNOW what you are doing, call an electrician. Even if you do know, it’s probably a good idea to consult an electrician). Wire the input of your power supply to the 120 volt AC line. Now install your new LED bulbs in the fixture and you should be good to go… If the bulbs don’t light, reverse them in the sockets. LEDs will only light up if the polarity is right:
Hoity-Toity Dining Room Table of the Gods with LED Lumiline bulbs: