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John and his wife went golfing every week together to their favorite course. One day on the 7th hole John's ball landed behind a barn. He was going to take an unplayable lie penalty stroke, but his wife said that if he opened up the front and back doors of the barn he could play through the barn.

As John was lining up his shot his wife went to the back of the barn to hold the door open. John stroked the ball and it hit his wife in the head killing her instantly. 

A  year later some guys from work asked him to play golf. They took him to the same course he used to play with his wife. And on the 7th hole his drive put him behind the barn again.

John was about to take an unplayable lie penalty, when one of the guys suggested to open up the barn doors and play through it.

John said "No way! The last time I played that shot I got a nine.

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Boaz wrote:
2 blondes either side of a river...one calls out to the other hello there how do i get to the otherside?


The other blonde replys...your on the other side

 

This very thing happened to me last week when my brother and I were out fishing.

fidem, prae caeteris omnibus praeter honestatem

 

 

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A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.He doesn't seem to be breathing ; his eyes have rolled back in his head . The other man whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator:' my friend is dead ! what can i do ?' the operator ,in a calm soothing soothing voice says 'just take it easy i can help, first , let's make sure he's dead' There is a silence and then a shot is heard, the guy's voice comes back on to the line and says :' O K, now what ?

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A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick."
The pharmacist asks the duck, "Will that be cash or charge?"
The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill."

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    10,000 Chinese walk into a bar and order a beer,
the bartender says: thats funny we don't get many Chinese around here..

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So this magician works on a cruise ship, doing his act every night. But because the audience kept changing he just used the same routine, no one ever saw the show twice. Except, that is for the Captain's parrot. After a while the parrot saw how each trick worked and would call out "It's a fake card!" or "It's up his sleeve!" This really annoyed the magician as it was spoiling his routine but he couldn't do anything - it was the Captain's parrot.
The one dark & stormy night the cruise ship suddenly sank and there were hardly any survivors. The magician ended up floating on some debris with just the parrot for company.
The parrot never said a thing on the first day, was quiet on the second day, silent on the third day. Finally after four days of floating the parrot looks at the magician and says "OK, I give up. Where did you hide the ship?"

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Monastery Life
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing, "We missed the "R" ! , we missed the "R" !"
His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.
The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"
With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was... CELEBRATE !!! "

       καὶ τὸ φῶς ἐν τῇ σκοτίᾳ φαίνει καὶ ἡ σκοτία αὐτὸ οὐ κατέλαβεν

                            

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Yo mama's so fat...  if she was the Titanic, the Iceberg would have sank! ♪ rim shot ♫

 

 

 

 

 
 
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I can tell you've been saving up, Boaz.

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I like that parrot and the magician

 

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an old favorite of mine ....

Why did the chicken cross the playground ?

 

 

 

to get to the other slide

       καὶ τὸ φῶς ἐν τῇ σκοτίᾳ φαίνει καὶ ἡ σκοτία αὐτὸ οὐ κατέλαβεν

                            

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he's got warrants

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A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'

 

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  Queen & Dolly Go To Heaven  !
 
  
 

            


  
Queen  Elizabeth
and

  Dolly  Parton
die  on the same day and they both  go
 before  an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to  Heaven.
Unfortunately,  there's only one space left that  day,
so  the Angel must decide which of  them
 gets  in.

 The  Angel asks Dolly if there's some  particular
reason  why she
 should  go to Heaven.


Dolly  takes off her top and  says, 'Look  at these, they're  the most perfect  breasts God  ever created,
and  I'm sure it will please God  to be  able to see them every  day, for  eternity.'


 The  Angel thanks  Dolly, and  asks Her  Majesty the same  question. The Queen  takes a bottle of
Perrier out  of her purse, drinks it down.


  
Then,  wees into a toilet and pulls the  lever.


  
The  Angel says,  'OK, your Majesty, you may go  in.'
Dolly  is outraged and  asks, 'What  was that all about?
I  show you two of  God's own perfect  creations and  you turn me  down. She  wees into a toilet  and she gets in!


Would  you explain that to  me?'
 'Sorry,  Dolly,' says the  Angel, 'but  even in Heaven,


  
A  Royal Flush


  
Beats  a Pair -
 No  Matter How Big They Are.

 

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I really had to laugh when I saw it first. Big Smile

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.

After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said,
"Who owns the big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said "I do. Why?"


The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got him some water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."

Tonto said, "Sure Kemosabe", and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces,
"Who owns that big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What is wrong with him this time?"

The cowboy says to him, "Nothing much, I just wanted you to know you left your Injun running..."

You're never too old to learn something stupid.


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Rather Ironic Isn’t It?

The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to “please do not feed the animals” because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.


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Military Language Conversion Chart

NAVY

ARMY

AIR FORCE

Heads

Shitter

Powder Room

Rack

Bunk / Farter

Queen bed electric blanket & doona

Cafe / SCRAN Hall

Mess / Mess Tent

Dining Facility

Pussers Cook

Cook / Fitter & Turner

Contract Chef

Brew

Brew

Vanilla Skim Latte' with a bickie

Limers / Goffa

Goffa/ jebwby juice (can of coke/cordial)

Shirley Temple

W9's/Coveralls

Cams /DPCUs

Casual Attire

Seaman

Private

Bobby / Jimmy

Chief

WO2

Timothy / Justin

Captain

Colonel

Rupert / James

The Table(chooks)

Article 15

Time Out

Mess/Onboard

Barracks

Self contained Apartment

Durps/Trolleys

Underwear

Knickers

Cells

Piss Can

Grounded

Cero's

Pollys

Armani Suit

Lid / Cap

Beret/Head Gear/ Slouch

Optional /beret 

AFT Stores

Q Store

Westfield Shopping Mall

Hammered

Pissed

Oops. little tipsy..

Deployment/ Detachment

Deploy / Ops / Bush / Scrub / Field

Huh?

Runners

Runners

Moccasin's

Die for your Country

Die for your Mate

Die for Air Conditioning

Shipmate/Oppo/Besty

Mate/digger

Honey/Babe/Pookie

Terminate / Contact

Take Out

Back on Base for Nuck Night

Boiler Boots

GP’s / Terras

Ugg Boots

Pussers Sandals

JC Sandals

Patent Leather Stilettos

SEAL

SASR

Librarian

Shore Patrol

MPs

Chaperone's

Hot Packs

Rat Packs

Al a Carte

Throw a Goffa

Salute / Chuck a Boxer

Wave

Obstacle Course

Obs Course

Typing Course

Parade Drill/Parade Ground

Drill Practice/Parade Ground

What?

Canteen

AAFCANS / Frontline

McHappy Meal

RANPFT

PT / BFA

Smoko / Ping Pong Comps

Chief Swain

RSM

OIC Cuddles

Midshipman

Officer Cadet

Debutant

Pusser

AJ

RAAFY Chappy

 

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  Who Put The Dog Out ...

A couple was going out for the evening.
 
They'd got ready, all dolled up, but just needed to put the dog out when the taxi arrives.
 
However as the couple walked out of the house, the dog shoots back in the house.
 
They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.
 
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty, explains to the taxi driver: 'He's just going upstairs to say good-night to my mother.'
 
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
 
'Sorry I took so long' he says. 'Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her arse downstairs and tossed her in the back yard!
 
She better not shit in the vegetable garden again!'
 
The silence in the cab was deafening.

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never mind

fidem, prae caeteris omnibus praeter honestatem

 

 

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   Joe was sitting at a bar next to Bob. Bob turns to Joe and said, "You look terrible. Why are you all hunched over and in such obvious pain?"
Joe said, "Do you really want to know?"
Bob said, "Sure."
 "Okay." Joe said. "One day while I was fishing down by the beach, I accidentally kicked over a bottle, and a Genie popped out.
The Genie said, "I'll grant you any wish, but only one."
"So then I said, "No sh*t?"

 A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel.  She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal- Mart "associate" standing there with dark shades on.  She says, "Excuse me sir...can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" 
He says, "Ma'am I'm blind but if you will drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes."
 She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway.
He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00".
She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter.  I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take it." 
He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime the woman breaks wind big-time.  At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her...being blind he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. 
He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."
She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"
He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50."

This fisherman goes to the river to check an illegal fish trap that he owns. He looks around to make sure there are no Game Wardens about and proceeds to pull the fish trap out to check it.
A Warden steps out of the bushes, "AhHA!" he said and the fisherman spun around and yelled "HOLY SH*T!". The Warden, who wasn't expecting such a response said "Settle down, I'm with the Department of Fish and Game". "Thank God for that" said the fisherman, "I thought you were the guy who owned this fish trap !"

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One day, in line at the company cafeteria,
 
Joe says to Mike behind him,"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.

"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it."

"It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor."

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
Wal-Mart.

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer l lights up and asks for the
urine
sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits..

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)


3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't  yours. Get a lawyer.

5 If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

 

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Finally , the guys' side of the story
( I must admit, it's pretty good)

We always hear 'the rules' From the female side

Now here are the rules from the male side


These are our rules!

Please note... they are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports it's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1.. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.  ( This one is my personal favorite )

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really!

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sports, sex, cars, hooters, or tools.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! Straight IS a shape! Flat IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that?

It's like camping.

 

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jacktheclipper wrote:

Finally , the guys' side of the story
( I must admit, it's pretty good)

We always hear 'the rules' From the female side

Now here are the rules from the male side


These are our rules!

Please note... they are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports it's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1.. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.  ( This one is my personal favorite )

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really!

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sports, sex, cars, hooters, or tools.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! Straight IS a shape! Flat IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that?

It's like camping.

 

As true as it gets, Jack!  I do have to make one correction...

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sports, sex, cars, hooters, or tools sex, hooters, flashlights, tools, motorcycles or cars.

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No flashlights ?

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"Understanding Women" is now out in paperback...

 

... Part I

 

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BetweenRides wrote:

"Understanding Women" is now out in paperback...

 

... Part I

 

This is where Encyclopedia Britannica went wrong . . they had a finite number of parts to sell.

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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey! I love you too!!"

 

 

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“Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy!”

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink.

'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears'.

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll think about it,' I said.

Six months later, I met the doctor on the street.

'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10.

I was so happy to have saved all that money that I bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how,may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off my bed!

You're never too old to learn something stupid.


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 All of his life George from Michigan had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday.

On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink.

So when George's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Corky took a boat out to the middle of the lake. George stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned! Corky just managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, George went to see his grandmother. "Grandma, it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?"

Granny looked into George's eyes and said, "Because, you dumb ass, your father, grandfather and great grandfather were born in January, you were born in July."
 

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Telman2 wrote:
were born in January, you were born in July.

january, winter, cold, frozen lake? Big Smile

then i get it Wink

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After 46 years of marriage, a husband and wife went in for counseling. When
asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every
problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on
she went: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved
and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
 
Finally, after allowing her to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist
got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he
embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched with
a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs
at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I
fish."

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I really hate being Bipolar its wonderful.

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Telman2 wrote:

 All of his life George from Michigan had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday.

On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink.

So when George's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Corky took a boat out to the middle of the lake. George stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned! Corky just managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, George went to see his grandmother. "Grandma, it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?"

Granny looked into George's eyes and said, "Because, you dumb ass, your father, grandfather and great grandfather were born in January, you were born in July."

 

                  

 

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One to change the battery and to post that the battery has been changed.
Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing batteries and how the battery could have been changed differently.
Seven to caution about the dangers of changing batteries.
One to move it to the battery section.
Two to argue, then move it to the Flashlight section.
Seven to point out spelling/ grammar errors in posts about changing batteries.
Five to flame the spell checkers.
Three to correct spelling and grammar of the flamers.
Six to argue over whether it's "batteries" or "batterys", another six to condemn those six as stupid.
Two industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "cell".
Fifteen know it alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "battery" is perfectly correct.
Nineteen to post that this forum is not about "batteries" and to please take this discussion to a "battery" forum.
Eleven to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use batteries and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.
Thirty six to debate which method of changing batteries is superior, where to buy the best batteries, what brand of battery work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.
Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different batteries.
Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs.
Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes batteries relevant to this group.
Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "+1".
Two to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the battery controversy.
Five to say, "Didn't we go through this already a few months ago?"
Nine to say, "Do a Google search on batteries before posting questions about batteries".
One forum lurker to respond to the original post eight months from now and start it all over again.

 

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