eclipse humor, late but good still...

Eclipse humor

On Monday, 8/21, the United States will experience a total eclipse of the sun.
In the interest of public service, I have complied a list of helpful tips to insure the best eclipse viewing experience.

1. The people of Tennessee may have the best view, but they will be the first to be sacrificed.

2. Animals may behave strangely. If your cat or dog speaks like a man, listen and heed its dire warnings.

3. Don’t trust a squirrel with a child’s face. It speaks only lies.

4. When your double arrives, resist the inclination to fight it. It may be stronger than you. Chances are, it will disappear after the eclipse. Just be careful it doesn’t switch places with you, as it will be a few decades before you can come back.

5. If you stare into the void…and it blinks first, you win. But the prize is insanity.

6. Werewolves are not only impossible to kill during an eclipse, they become SUPER werewolves.

7. Whatever you do, don’t buy any weird plants. We don’t want a repeat of last time.

8. Apophis, the moon serpent, may try to eat you. Let him.

9. Remember, no matter how salty your ex is, the moon still throws the best shade.

10. If once upon a time you were falling in love but now you’re only falling apart, there’s nothing you can do. This is a totally different type of eclipse.

I am about 125 to 150 miles below the direct path and it was a waste of time. About the only thing saw was double shadows on the tree leaf shadows.

Literally

HKCD has a bunch of strips on the eclipse

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It was really cool to watch eclipse. Why do such nature phenomena happen so rarely in our lives?

thesis assistance here

Well that’s to keep it magical. You see, if an eclipse would happen (too) often, then it becomes annoying and it feels like nature is spamming. :beer:

Now, that’s some nice spam, don’t you guys agree?

Already flagged it.