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Reminds me of the old guy from “Poltergeist 2”.

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Yes, that’s him! I wonder what happened to his hippo. He’s too skinny to have eaten it.

I’ve been busy myself and almost missed my chance to be image boss, but I just want to note that it’s been over 24 hours. I hope that Sparky shows up to start a new contest, but according to the rules anyone except me can now proclaim themselves to be the next image boss. Just sayin’ Smile .

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Dont be too sure about eaten it and being skinny, for the first 40 years of my life i was able to eat 24/7 and not gain a gram of weight, sadly that changed when my back went out and so dident really need to carry more weight around.
But now at 53 i am almost 2 X the weight if what i have been most of my life, and the only good part about it is back in the old days i was extremely skinny, like skeleton in a skin sack.

How about pictures of accidents or misfortune in sports.

I bet this guy wished he was playing the more girly version of football.

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Sucker,,,, what a game. Party

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“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor road rash stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds”

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chinooker wrote:
“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor road rash stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds”

Well, the drugs certainly helped. The U.S. team often felt nothing but inexplicable rage.

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sparkyDK wrote:
How about pictures of accidents or misfortune in sports.

I bet this guy wished he was playing the more girly version of football.

!https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b8/0f/8b/b80f8b9ea43bfcacfc0f0da035077162...!

Michael Voss, 289 games over 14 years. 3 times AFL Premiership winner 2001-2003. Hall of Fame, Best & Fairest, Brownlow Medal, 5 time All Australian etc etc. Champion of the game and I don’t even follow his team. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Voss

As for my image, imagine me playing ANY sport, weighed down by torches!

Edit: 15 year career at the top level in a game as physical as Aussie Rules!

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In the late 80ties we played a little Aussie / Danish rule 5 V 5 as i had the ball for it, i was carrying and was tackled by a M8 with +40 KG up on me, resulted in me flying and getting a earring pulled out of my ear and bleeding like a SOB.
As stoners we also thought it was pretty funny playing soccer with that ball.

Dont think there is a official Aussie rule team here in Denmark, but the American stuff we do have, even had a pretty famous kicker in the league over there.

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More bicycles…

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loool now that’s a faceplant Big Smile
I never tried it, but in around 1988 i had a MTB which i tried very hard to drive on the front wheel by stabbing the front brake,,,,,,, i sort of got okay to it, at least no one else was up for trying it.
MTBs was something else back then Smile pretty basic compared to the race bikes i was used to driving.

PS. no sane man should ever wear spandex, that’s something professionals sadly have to use in their games, a regular cyclist should never wear that.

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Talk about misfortunes in sports… try wearing these getups.

Like when a xenomorph eats a clown…

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Lightbringer wrote:
Talk about misfortunes in sports… try wearing these getups.

Like when a xenomorph eats a clown…


Seems these two are really not concerned about drag…at least as in wind resistance.
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How about pictures of accidents or misfortune in sports.

Accident in 3… 2…

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The lady in red is demonstrating the correct way to use her builtin crash bumpers.
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I think that pic of the airborne quad bike are photochopped, i know the Durablue axle on my 660 raptor toke a beating and dident even bend, in the other end of my ride the Leager A arms i did mess up somewhat before i stopped track driving and substituted in stunt driving the damn thing.

Only professional athletes should ever – ever – ever wear spandex, i cant even accept if min – high level amateurs do that and i see quite a few of pedalpushers like that here in Denmark.

And that base ball player Shocked that’s not the way to slide in and be safe, cuz with a dislocated jaw and missing teeth that don’t matter much.

But as the winner i am picking that Baltimore Ravens ass “grabbing” football player, and praise myself lucky “my” team the Minnesota Vikings would never do something like that.
So take it away leftdisconnected.

PPS: its not like i am a football fan, though for some reasons a TV channel here do play a lot of that stuff, just my damn brain that choose to store some really weird stuff some times.

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Thanks, sparky.

How about photos of people that were gawking or distracted when they should have been paying attention to something else. Like…


This first one is “fake” considering that the rider was purposefully creating the scene, but that doesn’t make it any less enjoyable…

The video can be seen HERE.


I’ll also include things like this, but please keep it decent so that forum mods can keep the bots away…


[Edit] Oh yea, and this contest will end on or before January 23 at 3:00AM EST (8:00 UTC).

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