We could take a page out of the DX trouble shooting guide and any time anyone posts regarding a problem we can refer them to your flow chart first before we will answer their question 
Nice work by the way…duct tape, WD40 and a hacksaw…what other tools could anyone possible need!
jb weld
What a load of rubbish. Everyone knows that the last step is a hammer not a hacksaw........
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LOL…exactly what I first thought! The hacksaw needs to be replaced with a hammer and one more step after that. If the hammer doesn’t work then use a bigger hammer!
I've actually cut a bike in half, and that was before I owned a sawzall. I can fix anything, or I'll fix it so that nobody can 