I'm going to start a new Flashlight Sales Website

Old-Lumens · December 23, 2011, 1:29am

I'm going to call it SillyF*cky.com

I mean... Can't these places hire someone to come up with a name? I just can't believe the names of these flashlights and websites and the names of these spammers. Do they do some kind or a random translation thing, pick a name and translate it to english? or do they just pull 'em out of a hat?

Yeeesssh!

Let's help them out with some more really good names for lights,

LimpLight-2000

HineySmoke-UC

Iseen-UB4

IBLighter

TooMuch-I8

CherryPopper-I-M

IUD-LED

Wannabe-ALight

Carry on....

BetweenRides · December 23, 2011, 1:32am

Sh1tFire?

jacktheclipper · December 23, 2011, 1:33am

BarelyFire

HardlyFire

RarelyFire

NeverFire

CheapThrills · December 23, 2011, 1:35am

Can´t get it either...

Why try to come up with a bad name in english, which everyone mixes up with all 1000 other randomfires etc.

I always mix up trustfires, ultrafires etc. but I remember Dongrui, DRY, Yezl, Romisen, DQG...

cd520 · December 23, 2011, 1:45am

trooplewis · December 23, 2011, 1:48am

CheapFire

ChinaFire

HandsOnFire

BTW, is UranusFire a light that a Proctologist would use?

esrevenge · December 24, 2011, 4:03pm

Areola

LOL.

gcbryan · December 23, 2011, 2:03am

That’s what happens when you play follow the leader.

Old-Lumens · December 23, 2011, 2:03am

MuffLite

BuffLite

UprightLite

DoobyLite

BoobyLite

TrapLite

ClapLite

Chidwack · December 23, 2011, 2:38am

Weno, Quirk, Fenixit.

trooplewis · December 23, 2011, 2:47am

LOL, they already make a booblight

http://www.frogview.com/show10.php?file=16863

LarryB · December 23, 2011, 3:54am

Greetings Mr. Old Lumens. I would be most happy to write you advertising. I speak English good and think you be most happy to have me write for you. Americans not to know that I not. I make you web store very good. They be happy to buy from you.

Leelou · December 23, 2011, 4:03am

It's a Zen thing. People from the west wouldn't understand. :p

edc · December 23, 2011, 4:33am

Longwangwang? Still cracks me up.

Lightspeed · December 23, 2011, 4:34am

This seems to be a recurring theme

These excellent suggestions are taken from the DX Forum in reference to the new (at the time) FandyFire batteries: http://club.dealextreme.com/forums/Forums.dx/threadid.869554

Fanny Fire
FIRE-FIRE
LITHIUM-FIRE
Li-Ar PantsonFire
ButtsonFire (Unprotected 18650)
FriendlyFire
Fan the Fire

a1penguin · December 23, 2011, 10:30am

I refer to my Chinese lights as "Junkfire"s.

MountainKing · December 23, 2011, 11:09am

loled IRL. Reminds me of the 'airola' brand...

The <insertrandomshit>fire brands are also very laughable :)

Kokopelli · December 24, 2011, 9:15am

AlumHAILite

Light Fantastic (maybe someone knows Terry Pratchett's Disc World Series)

HellFire or HelloFire

HaloFire (Cree XRE Thrower series)

XBL (Xtra Broad Light - XML series)

MRsDNF · December 24, 2011, 9:24am

Trustme Creebay

brjones · December 24, 2011, 10:38am

Page 2 (linked below) is where it really gets good. Check out the whole page...:

http://club.dealextreme.com/forums/Forums.dx/threadid.572563?page=2

this never ceases to amuse me.

(People, please at least disguise ""b@d""/s*nsitive words like the original poster, per request of the moderator, so the site doesn't get bonked in 'family filters'. This thread could risk a frowny face from him. It's more of a req than a rule of his, which makes me want to follow it more, though I otherwise care not.)