Dog Vomit Flashlights

LED Flashlights – General Info
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Please show us the ugliest flashlights you have seen that are still currently available.

I’ll start, but must warn you I have a strong hand to deal here.
These are not for the faint of heart.
Although they may look very similar they are all in fact different emitters and features.
From our friends at Tmart.

Just butt ugly;
http://www.tmart.com/400LM-LED-Flashlight-Retoting-Zoom-Adjustable-Focus-Torch-Lamp-3-Modes-Green_p365982.html?promotion=6.99

You want Bling;
http://www.tmart.com/Teekland-COB-LED-400Lumen-3-Modes-Rotating-Focus-System-Rechargeable-Zoom-Flashlight-Torch-with-US-Charger-100-240V-Silver_p366302.html?promotion=6.99

Check out the quality charging cover.
https://www.tmart.com/Teekland-500Lm-T6-LED-Black-Flashlight-Retoting-Zoom-Adjustable-Focus-Torch-Lamp-3-Modes-Black_p366296.html

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…. I kinda like the one in gold+silver. :person_facepalming:

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arugh… Mr Muto .. I thought you were ugly …. but that green light is super nasty ugly bad . That would be a good light for an ugly girl to carry. Like an average girl with her two ugly friends makes her look like a beauty queen .

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When I read the title of this thread, I thought...

Do we really need special flashlights to identify dog vomit?

Can't we just wait a couple of minutes for the dog to eat said vomit?

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No way to compete with that “hand”, I fold… :smiley: . :smiley:

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this game could go on forever, looks like Tmart gotum all

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This one is hard on the eyes…

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Finally, the combination flashlight/cookie cutter I’ve always wanted! :heart_eyes:

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There was one a couple of years ago that looked like a crack pipe. I need to find it.

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:smiley:

I thought something like, dog vomited on favorite flashlight, it oxidized, how to save the color :smiley:

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LOL…looks like a Romulan maraca.

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Someone in China asked: “Can we make a bigger light using spare head of our smaller lights?”
And this is the result :smiley:

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ew
uncircumcised!

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the winner [ugliest]

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I’m sure I will get spanked by some but this is highly ugly for me:

https://www.silentthunderordnance.com/flashlights/lance-of-ra

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That thing doesn’t even look real even though it is.
look’s like someone took a high pressure air chuck to the head and blew it up to like 600 psi.

Or a cheap hooker with cheap “enhancement”
Yukkkkkkkkkkkkk