Flashlight enthusiasts PICK UP LINES!

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Flashlight enthusiasts PICK UP LINES!
LouieAtienza wrote:
LOLOL can you imagine going up to a girl at a bar and saying, “I’m a flashlight enthusiast!”

That comment got me thinking! What are the best flashlight enthusiasts pick up lines YOU can come up with? Lol i really hope there’s not any you’ve actually heard!

What first came to me:

Baby, are you on fire? Because you got me hotter than an Emisar D4!

If you play your cards right, I may just take you out under the stars and show you TURBO MODE!

Baby your eyes are so beautiful, they’d still vividly shine even under less than 70 CRI light!

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Is that a flashlight in your pocket or you’re just happy to see me? LOL

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Baby, you light up this room better than a ceiling bounced MS18!

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I’m a flashaholic. No no! I mean torches! Innocent

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My eyes are up here! Stop looking at the Q8 in my pocket.

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Woman to well-endowed man – “Is that a BLF GT or are you just happy to see me?”
Woman to less-than-average man – “Is that a AAA Maglite or are you just happy to see me?”
Woman to aroused man – “Is that a zoomie in your pocket…?”

Maybe not as much pickup lines, but flashlight innuendo…

Do you like direct-drive?

These cells are not the only things that are high-drain…

Protected or unprotected?

Yeah, it was a tight host…

That button is hard to find in the dark…

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Baby, are you an integrating sphere? Because my flashlights ready for a lux measurement!

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Baby, you know how you like the lights off? Well why don’t we turn off the lights and play with my flashlight!

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“You must be tired…”

“Why?”

“Because you ran so far in my mind, that when I measured your distance with my laser rangefinder, and got a lux reading on your white blouse, my candela number was through the roof!”

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Why did you just smack me?

No, I didn’t say that ,
I said I like the Tints on that one!

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You brighten my day!

Lurking flashaholic, Ive bought all my flashlights through lurking here, BLF A6, Sofirn C8F, Soforn Q8, Emisar D4, and a few not so budget lights but I mod them all the same! Been waiting for the FW3A to come out for years now.......

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Muto wrote:
Why did you just smack me?

No, I didn’t say that ,
I said I like the Tints on that one!


hahaha I like this one LOL
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“What’s the color of your auxiliary LED“s?”

You are a flashaholic if you are forced to come out of the closet, to make room for more flashlights.

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I know you’re disappointed that you only got 30 seconds of runtime…
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This works; clip a small 90 degree light in your shirt pocket (lit).
Wear a black baseball cap with the letters MIHYFI on it.
The light attracts attention; the letters arouse curiosity; they will ask 2 questions:
What’s the light for and what does MIHYFI mean?
You answer; to light up your life and may I help you find it. Innocent

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I like button-tops, especially in a 2P1S configuration.
Possibly unprotected, but only if very well matched.

You are a flashaholic if you are forced to come out of the closet, to make room for more flashlights.

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Girl, you’re hotter than this short-circuited Samsung 30Q ce- ow OW OW!

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"I'm into flashlights and UFO's"........ that line will end any hopes right from the get go.  

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Her: have you got a light?…..honey, that’s not gonna light my cigarette

Him: wanna bet?

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Let’s face it guys. We are (hopefully secretly) mayor nerds and we won’t pick up girls with talk about flashlights Facepalm

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Geuzzz wrote:
Let’s face it guys. We are (hopefully secretly) mayor nerds and we won’t pick up girls with talk about flashlights Facepalm

Well, if you use a pocket protector to clip your EDC to your shirt pocket, then, yes, you might as well write NERD on your forehead as well! Facepalm

What we need is a “hero” situation. Example: Hot girl at bar loses the backing for her earring. Every guy is searching like a pack of dogs on a 3-legged cat to find this backing. YOU have your 3600lm 3-XPL-HI pocket torch, that you conveniently switch to Turbo II just as you pick the backing off the shag rug by the lounge. You may just get lucky as she asks you if you can help her put it back on, while every other guy looks at each other, wondering why they don’t have that flashlight. Now you’re a hero to both your new girl, and all the guys at the bar, you STUD!

Then you wake up from your dream….

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Geuzzz wrote:
Let’s face it guys. We are (hopefully secretly) mayor nerds and we won’t pick up girls with talk about flashlights Facepalm

lol not with that attitude you won’t!

Walking home from the bar you notice a girl getting hustled by some guys. You immediately strobe them with your 5000lm flashlight, grab her arm and run away with her. She calls you her hero and thanks you for being so clever and a good protector

…then you wake up and think DAMN that was a sweet dream! Big Smile

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Baby, you’re the best looking EDC I’ve ever had!

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