Anti-5G USB - The ultimate Snake Oil

And we thought the 900,000 lumen zoomie lights had outragious claims.
Here the EEVblog guy takes a look at the magic $400 USB sticks that protects you from, well, everything.
And, apparently, they are selling quite well.

Keep those grains of salt handy,
All the Best,
Jeff

Dump people are everywhere. Why not to make some money of it.
MIke

It’s a sad statement on the state of the world that there are people who would buy a product described as ‘PROPRIETARY HOLOGRAPHIC NANO-LAYER CATALYST TECHNOLOGY’

I thought https://www.makebullshit.com/ was a joke, but nobody told the marketing team.

I am right now in the process of designing a USB chargeable (yes, it will be USB C!) device for black hole protection. You never know when one might appear due to the fact that we have the LHC now operational. Simple UI can optionally set it to also emit EMI that interferes with the DNA of the Covid-19, influenza, and Karens. But at the sacrifice of run time before you need to discard it and buy another. Return customers will have a discount of course. For best results it will require you to glue it to your forehead with the proprietary glue included. Multiple colors will be available after the first batch. Kickstarter appearing soon!

even “Karens” has crept into the BLF lexicon… lmao

fun fact: the hottest girl in my class during the last 2 years of elementary school was named Karen and she lived next door, fyi she was not the hottest by high school hehe

Damn, I missed my calling in life…

I like the anti-black-hole idea, though. I might have to “borrow” it.

and the guy behind this call himself god, and claim pi is equal to sqrt(10), not very surprising to me

There’s already something like that for red dwarfs. I don’t know if it works for black holes.

Saw this a few days back…I should’ve come up with it. Could made a lot money :smiley:

It’s just a re-hash of these hologram bracelets which were popular a few years back: Power Balance - Wikipedia. I guess someone had some of those stickers left over.