DinoDirect review very funny.

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DinoDirect review very funny.

Have a look at the third one down!Laughing

 

http://www.rateitall.com/i-2519078-dinodirect.aspx

 

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And the 5th one down. I hope it's not Kreisler! Marc.

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Really funny positive reviews:

Spring is coming. Soon the flowers will bloom. Nature is reborn. Blooms and the site DinoDirect. Many products, a lot of shares, offers a lot of bright, fast shipping, friendly service. My first three orders I made a week and they were completed by the weekend. For example, I ordered an interesting flashcard (order 75855675-DD), it was a gift to my boyfriend. My boyfriend was happy and enjoyed it so far.


My friends and my girlfriend were talking about online shopping and I did not believe him until he decided to try it. My first experience was DinoDirect. Huge selection of products impressed me. I'm looking through a catalog of a week. I chose a few trinkets, and ordered them (21J88874-DD). In the help has been written, that the parcel will come next month. The parcel came to me after 2.5 weeks. I did not expect this. I discovered online shopping with DinoDirect.
 
 
 
 
The real interesting thing is that all positive reviews are funny ones. And all negatives are considered spam, and maybe they are.
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Original 2/4/12: DinoDirect claimed to have a wonderful collection of old Russian submarines. I had my heart set on a Series V-bis-2 Shchuka class submarine, which they claimed to have in stock. But, when my order arrived, they had delivered a Series IX Leninets class submarine. My girlfriend is really pissed and I can't get this thing back in the box. I'm not even gonna try.

I heard they have a great selection of Chinese Jiefang CA-30 trucks. Does anyone have any experience in purchasing one of these from DinoDirect? My Mother's birthday is coming up.


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Cool wheels, eh?
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Up Date:

DinoDirect has, either, (A) a terrific sense of humor, or (B) not a single person who actually works there. How hilarious is this? (actual response from "Louis"):

Dear Ridgewalker ,

On behalf of DinoDirect, I would like to apologize for all inconvenience you have experienced while shopping with us. Your feedback and comment, which could improve our products and service, would be highly appreciated.

I would like to invite all customers to leave your questions and specify your order number in your comments, so could you please offer your order number to us to have a check? It will help us to investigate your issues and contact you to solve your problems.

You are also welcomed to our Customer Service Center for help at any time. We will make every effort to serve you the best.

For instant communication, please click on the following link to reach DinoDirect customer service center, which is an express and dedicated agent that would reply your message within 5 minutes. http://www.dinodirect.com/livehelp/livehelp/

For order complaints and disputes, please contact DinoDirect manager William at adelewilliams@sales.dinodirect.com, he will reply your email within 24 hours.

Please offer me your order number, I will solve your mess as soon as I can.

Regards,
Louis, CS-Manager
DinoDirect

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LOL!Laughing

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10 glowing reviews on the 29th alone. All by users that have only commented on DD. Hmmm...


 

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That place is like super spammed.

"Thanks for your reply , could you have an order on our website? Please offer me , I will help."

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Dinodirect offer me some prize for writing a good review of them. It`s small prize to talk lies. But anyway in my case I only could talk best because I`m very satisfied with their service. Fast shipping, good product, good feedback and for my experience they deserve all recommendations."

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esrevenge wrote:

You know that DD pays 5$ to people who write a positive review?

 

So take all these glowing reviews with a grain of salt (or magic color planting crystal.)

question is: would you write a positive review of a product you weren't happy with just to get the $5?

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The funny thing is, all the bad reviews are from one person, one person that probably ordered a torch and didn't get it, around the same time as all the trouble kicked off here I bet.

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esrevenge wrote:

saypat wrote:

question is: would you write a positive review of a product you weren't happy with just to get the $5?

No.  I actually gave away on this forum my 6$ DD voucher because I dont shop there any more...

good decision. I have a pending order in with them and then that's it for me. Too much aggravation! Always shipping wrong product. I ordered on the 24th and my order is still processing. I'll move on...

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marcl wrote:

The funny thing is, all the bad reviews are from one person, one person that probably ordered a torch and didn't get it, around the same time as all the trouble kicked off here I bet.

Marc.

Yes, that's I was saying too, the negatives look like spam. But the positive repeat over and over. At one point the DD reps says the DD employes posted them.

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I never ordered anything from DD but was aware from "the beginning" when I was looking for good cheap selling flashlight sites since 1-2 years.

I have to say they prices are simply way to high so alone for that reason I never find ANYTHING for myself there. There is tons of more reliable and cheaper sites like BIC, MF or DX.

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Anzycpethian wrote:

I never ordered anything from DD but was aware from "the beginning" when I was looking for good cheap selling flashlight sites since 1-2 years.

I have to say they prices are simply way to high so alone for that reason I never find ANYTHING for myself there. There is tons of more reliable and cheaper sites like BIC, MF or DX.

Hi friend,if you have any love products,please let us know .we will contact our suppliers ,and we will try our best to support you .Thanks !

My house : www.dinodirect.com/~p.12bc/

If you want buy anything, please contact with me for the magic link, I can give you the lowest price.

For all of you: Best Regards

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saypat wrote:

esrevenge wrote:

saypat wrote:

question is: would you write a positive review of a product you weren't happy with just to get the $5?

No.  I actually gave away on this forum my 6$ DD voucher because I dont shop there any more...

good decision. I have a pending order in with them and then that's it for me. Too much aggravation! Always shipping wrong product. I ordered on the 24th and my order is still processing. I'll move on...

Hi sir ,if your order have any problem you can let me know .I will always support our forum .You can choose send me PM in here and also you can add my instant tools or send your order to my E-mail.Thanks very much !

Have a nice day !

My house : www.dinodirect.com/~p.12bc/

If you want buy anything, please contact with me for the magic link, I can give you the lowest price.

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I order dildo (order 75833675-DD), it was a gift to my pimp. My boyfriend not happy I no get it because I so ugly.

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Anyone who uses DD's reviews in their decision process to purchase any item from them might be interested in some used bungee jumping cords I found in the bottom of a canyon next to a pile of bones.