Flashlight? Sex toy for man?!

Was somebody confused the word “Flashlight” with “Fl*shlight”? :person_facepalming:

Flashlight sex toy for man 1000 Lumen XML L2 torch light for hunting camping


Anything of it looks like a sex toy? :smiley:

Hahaha haha
Nice cooling fins on that light!

Is this light right up your ally ?
Order now and receive an extension tube for free !

This is actually a pretty good looking light. May try to track one down.

This one’s even more confused

But listing says they do offer plain packaging so your neighbours won’t know you have a Swedish flashlight fetish :wink:

“we can package the torch light of white box or gift box”

Flashlight for where the sun don’t shine !

Haha! Damn you autotranslate!

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and another Qimai winner:

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Wut?

Hahahaha

But still, dang what a looker that light in the OP is!

The light in the OP is the “Nico Nature” brand, which is closely related to LuckySun. Link

Don't enter a dark cave without it !

Should i stop?

Excellent for spelunking !

Okay i'm out...

Can we just appreciate this picture for a moment…

lol. This thread is nuts. As long as I'm facing it, I do like the chunky style of the light.

Yep, serious action could generate serious heat. Gotta dissipate it somehow! Lol

I think Kaine sat upon one of these during the VP debate.
I think he really liked it too.

Lol

This maybe would slip in nicely……
to a shotgun ammo belt or somewhere :open_mouth: for a easy carry back up light :smiley:

Thanks PD!
Seems like too deep of a reflector
Ah too deep :wink:

I wonder if any of these flashlights will appear here or on the other flashlight forum, in the ‘What did your use your flashlight for today’ thread

:wink:

What we have here is a genuine lithium ion powered black and decker pecker wrecker. Lol

Hopefully its waterproof or at least splash resistant lol Should probably hope its also stain resistant lol