How do all these Chinese FIRE lights get their name.

GreatBallsaFire

MingMooFire

Whatthefire (abbreviated WTF)

Suterfire is one that has stuck with me.

It sounds like someone tried to pronounce 'surefire' in the most racially-insensitive manner possible.

It is reminiscent of the Mitsu "Starion," allegedly derived from a mispronunciation of the word "stallion."

EternalFire
EverFire and of course NeverFire (yin/yang)
LottaFire
LotsaFire
PistolFire
GunFire
OuttaFire
PutOutFire
BlastFire
HappyFire
AFire
BackFire
BonFire
CeaseFire
DrumFire
CrossFire
FoxFire
HangFire
HungFire
MisFire
ReFire
SpitFire
WildFire

And of course, based on a recent 'user' review from DD:

CampFire


Shurafire

FlashlightFire

Well if you're gonna do that one, we also have to have BatteryFire

Is that a -FIRE in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me ?

Hmmm... PunFire

CeaseFire. That's a good one. LOL Great name for some of these Chinese budget lights.

Won'tFire

NeverFire

Please?Fire

I'm still suprised that there is not an X-Fire yet.

BonFire

HellFire

Hadesfire

PlutoFire

Zeusfire

LightningFire

FlyFire

hahaaah :D

FartFire

Yes... FartFire in my pocket.

HopeFire

MightFire

PrayFire

DoubtFire

I'll say it one more time.

The Donald Trump light : You'reFIRED

LOL, yeah, the xxxxFire thing is crazy.

PantsOnFire

WangFire

CheapFire

HandsAfire

RapidFire - The world's sole manufacturer of 1 mode, strobe-only flashlights.

FriendlyFire - The world's sole manufacturer of user facing 5 x XM-L flashlights.

FireFireFire - The world's sole manufacturer of 3 mixed cell (i.e. 1*16340+1*14500+1*18650) flashlights.



Yeah back in the day we would spend our Friday evenings out and about chasing eveything that moved. Butt now..... Wait, I think I'll go start a buttfire :) see you in 20 minutes......

Have you seen the new TheRoofIsOnFire light? ;-)