How do all these Chinese FIRE lights get their name.

Suterfire is one that has stuck with me.

It sounds like someone tried to pronounce 'surefire' in the most racially-insensitive manner possible.

It is reminiscent of the Mitsu "Starion," allegedly derived from a mispronunciation of the word "stallion."

EternalFire
EverFire and of course NeverFire (yin/yang)
LottaFire
LotsaFire
PistolFire
GunFire
OuttaFire
PutOutFire
BlastFire
HappyFire
AFire
BackFire
BonFire
CeaseFire
DrumFire
CrossFire
FoxFire
HangFire
HungFire
MisFire
ReFire
SpitFire
WildFire

And of course, based on a recent 'user' review from DD:

CampFire


Shurafire

FlashlightFire

Well if you're gonna do that one, we also have to have BatteryFire

Is that a -FIRE in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me ?

Hmmm... PunFire

CeaseFire. That's a good one. LOL Great name for some of these Chinese budget lights.

Won'tFire

NeverFire

Please?Fire

I'm still suprised that there is not an X-Fire yet.

BonFire

HellFire

Hadesfire

PlutoFire

Zeusfire

LightningFire

FlyFire

hahaaah :D

FartFire

Yes... FartFire in my pocket.

HopeFire

MightFire

PrayFire

DoubtFire

I'll say it one more time.

The Donald Trump light : You'reFIRED

LOL, yeah, the xxxxFire thing is crazy.

PantsOnFire

WangFire

CheapFire

HandsAfire

RapidFire - The world's sole manufacturer of 1 mode, strobe-only flashlights.

FriendlyFire - The world's sole manufacturer of user facing 5 x XM-L flashlights.

FireFireFire - The world's sole manufacturer of 3 mixed cell (i.e. 1*16340+1*14500+1*18650) flashlights.



Yeah back in the day we would spend our Friday evenings out and about chasing eveything that moved. Butt now..... Wait, I think I'll go start a buttfire :) see you in 20 minutes......

Have you seen the new TheRoofIsOnFire light? ;-)

FlickerFire

StrobeFire

SOS Fire

Short Fire

ReadyAimFire (Special Weapons light.)

BackFire.

When false economy bites you in the a$$..