How do all these Chinese FIRE lights get their name.

EternalFire
EverFire and of course NeverFire (yin/yang)
LottaFire
LotsaFire
PistolFire
GunFire
OuttaFire
PutOutFire
BlastFire
HappyFire
AFire
BackFire
BonFire
CeaseFire
DrumFire
CrossFire
FoxFire
HangFire
HungFire
MisFire
ReFire
SpitFire
WildFire

And of course, based on a recent 'user' review from DD:

CampFire


Shurafire

FlashlightFire

Well if you're gonna do that one, we also have to have BatteryFire

Is that a -FIRE in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me ?

Hmmm... PunFire

CeaseFire. That's a good one. LOL Great name for some of these Chinese budget lights.

Won'tFire

NeverFire

Please?Fire

I'm still suprised that there is not an X-Fire yet.

BonFire

HellFire

Hadesfire

PlutoFire

Zeusfire

LightningFire

FlyFire

hahaaah :D

FartFire

Yes... FartFire in my pocket.

HopeFire

MightFire

PrayFire

DoubtFire

I'll say it one more time.

The Donald Trump light : You'reFIRED

LOL, yeah, the xxxxFire thing is crazy.

PantsOnFire

WangFire

CheapFire

HandsAfire

RapidFire - The world's sole manufacturer of 1 mode, strobe-only flashlights.

FriendlyFire - The world's sole manufacturer of user facing 5 x XM-L flashlights.

FireFireFire - The world's sole manufacturer of 3 mixed cell (i.e. 1*16340+1*14500+1*18650) flashlights.



Yeah back in the day we would spend our Friday evenings out and about chasing eveything that moved. Butt now..... Wait, I think I'll go start a buttfire :) see you in 20 minutes......

Have you seen the new TheRoofIsOnFire light? ;-)

FlickerFire

StrobeFire

SOS Fire

Short Fire

ReadyAimFire (Special Weapons light.)

BackFire.

When false economy bites you in the a$$..

Prairiefire: http://www.dealextreme.com/p/prairiefire-d8-cree-q5-120lm-5-mode-white-led-flashlight-1-x-18650-113108