How do all these Chinese FIRE lights get their name.

FartFire

Yes... FartFire in my pocket.

HopeFire

MightFire

PrayFire

DoubtFire

I'll say it one more time.

The Donald Trump light : You'reFIRED

LOL, yeah, the xxxxFire thing is crazy.

PantsOnFire

WangFire

CheapFire

HandsAfire

RapidFire - The world's sole manufacturer of 1 mode, strobe-only flashlights.

FriendlyFire - The world's sole manufacturer of user facing 5 x XM-L flashlights.

FireFireFire - The world's sole manufacturer of 3 mixed cell (i.e. 1*16340+1*14500+1*18650) flashlights.



Yeah back in the day we would spend our Friday evenings out and about chasing eveything that moved. Butt now..... Wait, I think I'll go start a buttfire :) see you in 20 minutes......

Have you seen the new TheRoofIsOnFire light? ;-)

FlickerFire

StrobeFire

SOS Fire

Short Fire

ReadyAimFire (Special Weapons light.)

BackFire.

When false economy bites you in the a$$..

Prairiefire: http://www.dealextreme.com/p/prairiefire-d8-cree-q5-120lm-5-mode-white-led-flashlight-1-x-18650-113108

Magfire
Mufffire
Pitfire
Dogfire
Catfire
Steelfire
Ironfire
Xwifefire
BFFfire
Omgfire
Superfire
Demonfire
Freezefire
Icyfire
Hondafire
Pissfire
Fleshfire (Fleshlight copy)

The offshoot of Uranusfire, the Sphincterfire

OT: So far this has been a quite funny thread but I have to admit now that after getting a call and hearing the package containing either 16340 or 18650 (I had both coming from HK) batteries has been self-inflammated in the local airport I'm not just laughing at the ...fire naming scheme.

More info to come if somebody here is interested...

Yes please.

I am!

^ OK. Although I'm not planning to drive 2hrs in order to see the ruined envelope by myself I got a picture that I'm going to forward to the seller together with my claim.

Some details have been removed because I suppose this may happen anywhere and to anyone... All I can say I ordered several protected ...fire batteries (of which there are either 2x18650 or 6x16340 in this envelope).

damn

It was offline while I was adding the watermark text ...

I wonder what was the cause of the venting with flames. 1st suspect overheating or excessive humidity that made the batteries overdischarge and begin the chemical process when shorted by an adjacent battery if everthing was poorly packaged or perhaps they shorted themselves (if 6pcs) in a very unlikely way during trasit when something heavy squished them.

What brand and model were those batteries? I suspect sometingFire as it is pretty spot on. (sorry, could not resist)

I wonder what was the damage to adjacent packages. Looking at the photos i get shivers of the possibility that this envelope might have burned an entire warhouse or storage down easily.