DD Job Offer???

"Be one of us now..."



Yessss.......come join usssssssss.......sssssssssubmit...........

LOL, Id love a job like that. I could check out all the new lights and inventory they have. Maybe even get an employee discount?

They dont need a technical writer the current guy is pretty good:

-Light is slender and delicate for both man and lady use outside.

-Light is strong and preserve pressure

-Light prevent power failure

-Do not shine light in eye of kid

-Light is made for activity of boating fishing climbing patrolling securing walking running swimming icing arresting inspect jade reading writing and to prevent fire.

-Light is 800lumens one AAA battery. $200 on sale $5.99. 23hour left.

LOL. Id work there for free.

And if you have a WHAT ?

Whats all with that "inspect jade" thing? Why jade and not stones?

Chinese care about jade, they don't care about "stones".

coz jade items are very common in china and often are fakes, a light help you to identify

Opportunities I miss for not speaking English as a native language...

You don't have to tell them that. Say you were adopted and grew up in an American family.

Thank you, my friend. I am laughing so hard right now.

I don't think they fall for that... It seems like they have a very sharp eye for not-so-perfect English, but I can try:

Well...?

Certainly better than the descriptions and reviews we read on their site.

This is a paid forum spammer position. And you don't get paid for threads deleted. Not worth it.

OMG, I have received it twice ,just regard this as a way of spamming the forum...

Yes, that's exactly what I just got in the mail after I "applied" for the job.

They gave me a list of Israeli forums in which I should write a "fairy review" (I guess this means positive review?) about DD, and they give some $$ for each thread I open and some cents for each reply I make. They say no more than one thread in a forum each week. Obviously, I should give links to DD pages in the posts I make.

I think about 40$-50$ a week is achievable, and it really doesn't mean a lot of work, just being a paid spammer.

I declined the offer.

I think you are doing the right thing

Arresting. I always find that funny when i read it.

cut into small bits

fry in hot oil

try to make the dog eat it

Maybe this is just a case of the right hand not knowing what the left hand is doing or someone in marketing is being a little too excitable, but that does not change the fact that spamming is absolutely unacceptable. Doesn't matter if you're paying a third party to do it for you. You are still responsible for your employees' actions and as far as I am concerned, that includes freelance spammers.

I did not receive spammy Engrish email for position of work.

I have a load, but am not sure that I want to use it right now...

On he serious side though, is the source address a DD address or is this a new start up? I am with Oxy on this...spamming is spamming. Don't care if it comes directly from the company or from a "freelance spammer" (I like that term). Whatever company it is that's condoning it is a write-off from me.

I signed up ,,,but she hasn't gotten back to me with my "LOADED load " question..

Oh... the weight is killing me ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vou51-755I&feature=related

The Band


The Weight Lyrics


I pulled into Nazareth, I was feelin' about half past dead;
I just need some place where I can lay my head.
"Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?"
He just grinned and shook my hand, and "No!", was all he said.

(Chorus:)
Take a load off Annie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Annie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.

I picked up my bag, I went lookin' for a place to hide;
When I saw Carmen and the Devil walkin' side by side.
I said, "Hey, Carmen, come on, let's go downtown."
She said, "I gotta go, but m'friend can stick around."

(Chorus)

Go down, Miss Moses, there's nothin' you can say
It's just ol' Luke, and Luke's waitin' on the Judgement Day.
"Well, Luke, my friend, what about young Anna Lee?"
He said, "Do me a favor, son, woncha stay an' keep Anna Lee company?"

(Chorus)

Crazy Chester followed me, and he caught me in the fog.
He said, "I will fix your rags, if you'll take Jack, my dog."
I said, "Wait a minute, Chester, you know I'm a peaceful man."
He said, "That's okay, boy, won't you feed him when you can."

(Chorus)

Catch a Cannonball, now, t'take me down the line
My bag is sinkin' low and I do believe it's time.
To get back to Miss Annie, you know she's the only one.
Who sent me here with her regards for everyone.

(Chorus)