What are the top 10 signs .."You might be a Flashaholic"?

It’s always the same: expect 98% of the “peasants” where you work or study to not have a dedicated light on them. At best they’ll have phone flashes to eat up their batteries. I know for a fact only one person where I work has a light, and it’s one of those cheapo zoomies with a terrible blue tint.

The only other concession in the place is one of those emergency LED wall lamps (that usually stay, you know, plugged on the wall and turn on when they’re not being fed power through the outlet) used as a lantern – and even that much is only because the big boss of the place (agreeable but ignorant lady) paid out of pocket after a blackout come dusk time led us to close early because of security concerns (books are valuable!), and the total murk inside led to MUCH criticism. The front entrance/exit that evening was only lit up because I lent my own lights to the co-workers there, which was something that I’m not forced at all to do and I made it very clear that day; don’t want some small time sycophant boss wannabe thinking that courtesy was an obligation. :cowboy_hat_face:

(And even that one was following another, shorter blackout in full daylight a week or two before that plunged the inside of the place into the murk, despite the translucid skylight in the middle of the building and the windows all around the walls.)

On a nicer note, I don’t hear any teasing over carrying 3+ torches on me, and I convinced a workmate to buy a Lumintop Tool CRI on a US$10 sale :smiley: Next item I’m gonna promote is the Zanflare F2, because AA’s :wink:

Back on topic - You might be a flashaholic if:

  • Even though biking home from work after dark is 15°F cooler, the really exciting thing is getting to use your lights.
  • Your 3-year-old nephew is already picky about clicky vs. twisty and knows how not to get burned using an S41.

I normally have a few in my bag, but yeah, I don’t want anyone taking any of mine into the can with them, so it’s buy or go all Helen Keller down the hallway.

Nope, no way.

You also compile a mental list of who hits the can and doesn’t even come near the sinks on the way out.

When you play the XBox 360 game Alan Wake (highly recommended for a flashaholic) and afterward, build a light to specifically replicate the beam pattern and performance of the titular character’s flashlight.

I did.

And for those who haven’t played the game, your flashlight is your most valuable weapon. Throughout the ENTIRE game. Other than some gratuitous product placement, that game was extremely atmospheric and very fun.

I think it should only have several uses.

Now imagine you have a DX80 in game.

Omg
Since all applies, i can’t deny it anymore…

Excellent ! I like it

You’re a Flashaholic when you know when the national holidays of China are.

(And it ain’t fun for us… :stuck_out_tongue: )

I am in Vietnam and always have to buy low quality goods from China. Right now, I still do not know where to buy genuine

When your toddler (2 y.o) prefer THIS one, not the one you want to givehim :wink:

(no, he doesn’t play with the high lumen monsters, only the tame ones…)

The Korean guy on the right seems happy about that .

That’s Joe Samsung. Ka-ching!!

You might be a flashaholic if you have ever taken a flashlight apart to modify its firmware.

And you start synchronising your own holidays with the national holidays of China.
Plus point: it looks as if that is getting you more days off than before.

you are if you order your own driver PCBs, of course the first revision does not work or got an error for sure even if you checked it like 10 times

“You might be a Flashaholic”, if you call a compact thrower + a flooder + a headlamp + an emergency keychain light as a starter kit for your non flashaholic friends.

You might be a Flashaholic, if you come out of the closet, to make room for more lights.