A monkey and a lizzard sat in a tree.
Then the monkey asks if they should try to smoke some pot!
"Sure" says the lizzard and they smoke the pot.
After smoking the pot he lizzard says to the mokey - "I'm thirsty from all that pot I think I'll go down by the river and drink some water". And so it does.
Down by the river the lizzard stumbles in some loose gravel and end out in the river. It cannot swim so it yells "please help me I'm drowning, oh please help!"
Nearby a friendly crocodile hears the cry and swims over to save the lizzard.
Safely back on the riverbank the crocodile asks the lizzard "Why did you go into the river when you know you cannot swim?"
"But I stubled in the loose gravel because me and the monkey smoked pot and I am stoned! That monkey made me smoke pot!"
Upon hearing this the big crocodile gets very upset. He hates all drugs and everything about them so he says to the lizzard "I'll go talk to that little monkey bastard - set him straight I will"
So up to the tree the crocodile walks, every step of the way he is getting more and more angry about the situation and as he approaches he can see the monkey sitting very relaxed and casual in the tree and that angers him even further. So when he finally gets to the tree he is so enraged he just yells out to the monkey
"Hey Monkey!!"
The stoned monkey looks down from the tree and in a surprised voice says " WOW MAN ! HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK??"